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If someone doesn’t quit skipping my songs imma throw a fit

“These beers taste like I wanna buy some TouchTunes” 😅

No 🥰

We love constant reminders of our SA 🥰🙃

I had to sign for my tire & the guy said “man you could be a doctor. You don’t write very good” sir 😂😭💀

Ryan said “I know why his name is Deadpool. First he was dead. Now he pools.” Okay 😂😂💀

So many couples at the fair. Idk if I wanna throw up or cry 🙃

Please tell me other people see nothing when they close their eyes. Like I have literally no imagination. I can vaguely recall things I’ve seen and can recall the emotions I felt in a situation. My therapist said that’s interesting and now I’m like oh no that’s weird.

My kid just said “you know what feels good? When something hurts.” And I- yeah I know

#NewProfilePic bc I’m bored and came back to Twitter but we will see how long it lasts 😅

@naebug_ Toby loves to cuddle tho so if I used that I’d just have to quit my job 😂

@hraquelc honestly, I don’t blame the guy for it 🤣

when someone calls in at work I get it sent to my email and they don’t have to give a reason for calling in but one time someone called in and said “well, I was gonna come in but then my cat sat on my lap and I don’t want to move him, so I won’t be in tonight” 🤣

Is “I was petting a stray cat and lost track of time” a good reason to be late for work? Asking for myself 😅

Every time I hear In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins it takes me back to the time I was on a field trip having a panic attack on the bus and just sang that song on repeat in my head to keep calm 🙈😅

@chelseyott See already thinkin more positive. Coulda flown away to Oz but stayed at work anyway

@chelseyott Listen I was so nice and ordered cheese on half just for you 😂 you’re welcome

I’m pretty sure every snap I’ve sent this morning contained this emoji 🙃 and that’s how I feel about today 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

@chelseyott It really is supposed to be 3 pages tho 😂 so you were right

I’ve been working on this paper for over 3 hours. I’ve written a page and a half. LOL imma drop out again

Pretty sure I cracked my Invisalign tray bc I’ve had so much anxiety and keep clenching my jaw 🙃