🐇A Pro Chicken Account

If you keep refilling your glass of wine when it's half empty you're always on your first glass. #lifehacks

@Wrexham_AFC Can't wait be there in a bit

Stretching the legs before tonight's game. 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC | #WxmUSTour

@FrankieIsBanned white

Which browband? Clear crystals or white crystals?

@punsandponies uh as a 45 year old woman I would go on ice cream dates. 100% dodged a bullet on that one.

Didn’t realize at 26 you got kicked off your parents’ insurance AND had to stop liking ice cream my next birthday is going to suck

@kaylal563 I"m so happy for her!

@dotdotdoht Elon was like I've tried everything to ruin it and it hasn't worked, now I won't let people look at it, (advertisers gonna love that)

@FrankieIsBanned amazing

She’s here and she’s gorgeous.

@BarnMngerProbs you can thank elon, limited non-payers to looking at 600 tweets a day

Wtf is this “rate limit exceeded” bs?!?! Is this happening to others twitter? I can’t refresh my feed. I can’t read comments. This is awful.

@saintlysinner27 nope just on the diagonal, seriously he and I just couldn't communicate properly he'd quit two strides out, he'd veer right and damn near jump the standard (which he is more than capable of doing apparently) and I know it's my riding, I just don't know him well enough.

Does this look like a simple xrail to you? You're wrong it's my nemesis. Omg I didn't think it was possible to get it so wrong so many times in a row. Hopper wasn't super helpful but he also didn't hold a grudge.

Unverified accounts WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO SEE SIX HUNDRED POSTS PER DAY?!?! Finally, social internet executives do something USEFUL FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH. Thanks, Elon, for once again making my unverified twitter experience SO much better than my verified experience @johngreen.

Operation keep Hopper cool

BIDEN: "My program is too expensive? ... The average amount forgiven in the PPP pandemic loan program, the average loan amount forgiven was $70,000. Now, a kid making $60,000 trying to pay back his bills, asking for $10,000 of relief? Come on. The hypocrisy is stunning."

I'm going to be on the @thereidout tonight at 7:00 to discuss John Roberts taking money away from 43 million Americans while Neil Gorsuch gave every bigot in the country a new version of Plessy v. Ferguson to pin to their briefs.

@yayhamlet Oh no how awful

We have a veterinary extern with us right now who asked me (the small animal internist) a question about horse medicine. I have diagramed everything I remember from my equine medicine class.

if you're going to the lake to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

Will the air quality be good enough tomorrow to ride?? Only time will tell

@JeanTheBookWorm Congrats!

Okay so!!! Since everything is official as of today- I can finally announce I have bought a horse 🥰 Everyone meet Rowdy!