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@jignatowichpb Good thing you’re in China and IP protection isn’t a thing to lose any sleep over 🤷🏼‍♂️😂🤣

Good morning world! Just woke up from a great night’s sleep over here in China. Did I miss anything?

@CountryMichSt Based on the arithmetic they taught you at Moo U 🤡🤡🤡

The Top 5 Coaches in the Big Ten entering the 2026-27 season, determined by math ✍️

@Pickleball @NicoTheLefty Hear me out… I would take it a step further and put all four balls in a paper bag and have them randomly select a ball at the start of each match. This will simulate what us amateurs endure at open play when Esther pulls some random ball out of her bag.

Would pickleball be better with more variability in the ball? What if we rotated: 5 tournaments with Joola, 5 with Dura, 5 with Franklin, 5 with Lifetime. @NicoTheLefty youtu.be/qizCW_oDMGg

@lakes_golfer @bushwood_c Clawson Steakhouse is the OG. They have a house band and a valet that never gives out a ticket and will have your car pulled up front whenever you leave.

@bushwood_c Clawson Steakhouse is better if you’re going for the 50’s Mafia Midwest vibe

Has anyone ever eaten at Andiamo in Bloomfield , Michigan?

@dieworkwear No pickleball court? Are there good Mexican and Vietnamese restaurants within walking distance? If not, I’m not interested.

good lord this house for sale 126 Summit Rd La Verne, CA 91750

@daily_msu It’s okay Lil Bro. You’re a miserable pain in the ass but we like having you around to make fun of and reinforce our superiority complex 😂🤡🤣

SIKE YOU’RE NEVER GETTING RID OF ME GO GREEN!

Between all 5 starters being transfers and the officiating in this game, Michigan’s championship might come with an asterisk next to it. Maybe even two.

@Castellani2014 Don’t put away your snowblower yet! Mother’s Day is usually safe to do it.

Spring in Michigan doesn’t get enough shit. Everyone talks about how brutal the winters are here, but Spring in Michigan is just an extension of winter. It’s April 6th, why is it 40 degrees?

@DaveThroup You’re in the early majority and not an early adopter

Taken the plunge. Gone electric. Never been an early adopter, but time feels right (even without the Trump effect). Early reaction, one week in - what an incredible piece of engineering.

@eurofounder He probably factored in the following discounts: -€150,000 VAT mandatory deduction -€52,000 - discount for ladies who don’t shave their armpits -€50,000 - discount for Europeans who don’t wear deodorant -€100,000 - shorter life expectancy from second hand smoke

I offered a young engineer €350,000 salary to join my German startup He declined This is the most ungrateful generation I have ever seen How can you reject such a package? €41,000 - cash salary + €52,000 - multicultural city adjustment +€48,000 - public transport adjustment +€45,000 - universal healthcare adjustment +€41,000 - GDPR privacy adjustment +€38,000 - walkable city adjustment +€35,000 - no tip culture adjustment This is more than he would make at OpenAI or Google in the US His loss, I already offered the role to a more grateful candidate at €290,000

@HumansNoContext Lower that net and play pickleball boys!

Average day in a boys hostel

@JGelvar Yup

@htang777 You really see green in there?

Can y'all help me settle a ridiculous debate I'm having right now? What color family would you say these courts are? (The inside, not the outside)

@bb_island32 At least the job market is scorching hot and you’ll get multiple offers with that MSU degree dude 🤔

My four years at MSU: - Michigan football natty** - Indiana football natty - Michigan basketball natty - 18-30 MSU football record w no bowls - One elite eight appearance - School sh00ting Worst class to ever be apart of 😭✌🏼

@CamilaZilveti Have you consider joining the armed forces? They’ll insert you there for free!

Looking at flights to the Stan’s and holy moly no wonder I haven’t been those are kinda hard to get to 😅

@itsme_urstruly That’s what I love about all inclusive resorts in Mexico. You never have to carry your wallet around or worry about tipping. Just grab and go!

In Mexico, this monkey sneaks into the same hotel every day, grabs his breakfast and strolls out.. no fees, or tip paid... just a grab and go 😂

Arizona is going to BULLY Michigan

@Matt_Reynoldson I’m sure the Corn Huskers can husk more corn and match Michigan’s NIL fund 🤦🏻‍♂️🤡😂

Sad state of affairs: the team about to win the national championship is just the best batch of transfers money can buy. Not much integrity in that.

Big Ten (Michigan) unfortunately doesn’t stand a chance at stopping Arizona

@daily_msu This is why you didn’t get into UofMich 🤡

Arizona > Michigan Illinois > UConn