@igbocnn2455 Senior man. Why are you exposing the underworld??
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Wikicat Bro
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Wikicat Bro
@humble_magic
me and just me being on my own. here for the Tech. we are here to stay. Believer @smcdao #wikicat $WKC #peniwallet
Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Şubat 2015
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@zoeybeenpretty Get a good mechanic. No dey use kazeem repair modern cars.
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my mum’s BYD broke down in January, and the mechanic still can’t figure out what’s wrong lol
Rev. Emeke. 🪐@ichieEmy
Give these Chinese cars two years in Nigeria. They'll top all cars in Nigeria market.
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I used to think I had a high libido until I met this girl named Favor. I used to brag that no woman could match my energy in bed, until I met her. This girl would want sex from morning till night; she never got tired.
Where I drew the line was when I came down with malaria. I was on a drip, and she came to me, trying her best to get me aroused. When she noticed my body wasn’t responding, she became upset afterward.
When I realized I was starting to lose weight, I had no choice but to break up with her. She was going to drain me if I hadn’t ended things. But Favor was really good in bed honestly, I haven’t met anyone like her in a while.
It still hurts to this day that we couldn’t work things out, all because of her high sex drive and the fact that I couldn’t keep up.
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@melifew213 @sidney_sbm 🙄🙄🙄.
U dey always get experience for this kind thing
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@igbocnn2455 You wey be senior man u no know again? U come dey ask us?🤔
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@melifew213 @vahphor Something wey I still dey run 2k. I no fit finish 100k in one year sef.
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My brother once went to Lekki for a haircut at a particular place. Before they started, they told him the price was 200k, but he was wearing AirPods and didn’t hear properly he thought they said 20k. After the haircut, they asked for payment, and he transferred 20k. Almost immediately, they questioned the payment and said he was actually supposed to pay 200k, and things started to escälate.
Fortunately, the real shop owner was around at the time and stepped in to settle the issue. My brother explained that it was a misunderstanding, and after checking the CCTV footage, they confirmed he genuinely didn’t hear the correct price. In the end, they let it go and only asked him to pay 100k instead.
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If he's from Ilorin, Ogbomosho, Ogun, Lagos, Oyo, Ibadan, Kogi... Husband him 🤭
Those are limited versions of ọkọ réré
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@melifew213 @Dir_Martinsz Which police case? When the police will be aware that I am buying it.
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Two days ago, they introduced a guy to me who wanted to sell his muscle Camry for 3M. He bought it for 11M last year October, so I asked him why he was selling it so cheap. He said he’s basically homeless and can’t afford basic things anymore. According to him, he sold all his properties just to “declutter,” and that the car is the only thing he has left.
But later, I heard from one of his friends that the money he got from selling all those properties was actually being spent on drugs🚭 🥲. And now it seems he’s finally come to his senses. He’s planning to sell the car too and start his life afresh.
So I advised him to consider doing Uber, but he said he can’t because people already know him as a “big man,” and it would be too shameful for him.
He then asked me to help find a buyer, but honestly, I don’t want to get involved. A car worth 11M being sold for 3M? Nah.
ĸolαde@twitgameboy
You broke so you wan sell your car ? 😂😂 Ma danwo broooooo 😭😭😂🙏
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@humble_magic @abgdung What will happen if you put it in the fridge, will it kill germs?
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