Elise Egg

@DVBAG Ich komme gerade aus dem Nachtdienst, aber heute ist doch Freitag oder????

7:00 - Bei uns ist alles in Ordnung, wie sieht's bei euch aus? 🙂 Wir sind #störungsfrei in den Donnerstag gestartet, und später lassen wir uns überraschen, was der Tag Spannendes für uns bereithält. 🤪 /so

06:30 - Da hat uns die Technik versucht zu überlisten, wir haben aber gewonnen und sind nun voller Elan für Euch #störungsfrei da. /ml

22:50 - Aus die Maus, #störungsfrei gehts nach Haus. ;-) /ml

@_PeterRuetten_ Yeahhhh 👌🏻

ich kann twittern

@RichardHammond Good 👌🏻 , you stay home, I work for you.💪🏻 #StayAtHome

@JeremyClarkson Moonraker is the best. 👌🏻

We are all bored so: my favourite Bond film is For Your Eyes Only. Moonraker is the worst. OHMSS very very good.

@twitkalk Dauerhaft Mund/Nasenschutz auf Arbeit. 💪🏻 Ich arbeite für euch 😘 (Krankenhauslabor)

#SchleFaZ hilft! SOOO geht Virenschutz! F*ck Dich, #Corona! Man muss dem Virus einfach Angst machen, dann traut er sich gar nicht erst an einen ran! Was macht Ihr so zum Virenschutz! Schickt mal Fotos! #HomefuckingOffice #TogetherAlone #LetsKalk #CoronaGoHome #NoTimeToGetSick

@MrJamesMay Lots of cheese. 🤤

Turns out we’re starting with lasagne. Any top tips?

@MrJamesMay 🤨

Dah dah daah da dadadada dah dah Dah dah daah da dadadada daah #GuessTheChristmasSong #Grade1

@MrJamesMay There is not much to eat on him

We’re marooned. We may have to eat him.

@JeremyClarkson but you have wine 👌🏻

We elected to fly on the cargo plane with the kit and it broke. Now we’re marooned on a tropical island with nothing but a car and wine

@JeremyClarkson 😅 great

Only May, Hammond and I could do this: end up 500 miles away from the entire crew, on the wrong island.

@JeremyClarkson it's not like that if you do it right

It is true that I lost two stone. But I’ve now put one of them back on again. These are the realities of vanity.

@JeremyClarkson ...and metric? 🤔

And so my American friends understand, two stone is 28 pounds.

@JeremyClarkson that is probably like the german synchronization of English films 😂 mostly does not match either

If you want a laugh this afternoon, watch the Battle of Britain with subtitles on. They literally have nothing to do with what’s being said

@MrJamesMay Oh dear... 😞

Authorities have suspended their search for the #PAPSRSOD, saying there is now ‘little hope’ of a positive outcome and that people should ‘prepare for the worst’.

@RichardHammond hopefully also for prime users in germany to see

I am soooooo excited about this..

@MrJamesMay why do they all want to look old? 🙈 this will happen someday

Is anyone else finding face apps very boring?

@DRIVETRIBE I think Jaguar got the best logo. The cat in the jump. 👌🏻 And after this is Abarth.

Everyone has a favourite 😍