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@hummusandputa

certified fake fake meat lover

Katılım Ağustos 2021
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charpoop
charpoop@charvvvvi·
the concept of revealing your lover to your city; the concept of revealing your city to your lover
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Pri@priyayayanshi·
half of the world is on twitter witnessing war, the other half is watching bridgerton
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
MY MANNNNNNNN
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@genlusoflove·
i think brunette men are better looking overall but when a blond man is beautiful it’s a different level
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erys
erys@lxverys·
the day we started talking to each other; I wonder if the stars looked down at us and thought "they finally met"
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yourprofit
yourprofit@aisakyahimujhme·
i love being called baby so bad
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
Btw that was me shooting my shot
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
Ive always had this superpower of attracting the weirdest white men
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Pulkit
Pulkit@pulk1ttt·
I yearn for an intellectual conversation n then making out
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
I think if i was a baby i would really enjoy my life
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ؘ@torturedfilm·
“I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND. I WANT YOU”
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
Dare i say i miss having sex flashbacks more than having sex. Wait actually im not sure i need some good dih right about now
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
When i realize i can be delusional about three men instead of tripping up about one guy
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Keenan Womack
Keenan Womack@KeenanWomack·
How Texas can still make the college football playoff: (1) Texas Tech beats BYU (2) Georgia beats Alabama (3) The hound barks thrice at midnight (4) A genie grants three wishes to a Texas fan (5) The lord ascends from on high (6) The Kwisatz Haderach foresees it in a vision...
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
“MIMIS TAKING CHRIS TO PARIS?????” The most sex and the city moment in my life
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
Yes i spend my free time thinking about him 🥰
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incogmeato@hummusandputa·
Self love is buying yourself a skinny peppermint mocha thats only 100 calories when your evil ex from three years ago used to buy you the ones with over 400 calories on a daily basis
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BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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