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the concept of revealing your lover to your city; the concept of revealing your city to your lover

half of the world is on twitter witnessing war, the other half is watching bridgerton

MY MANNNNNNNN

i think brunette men are better looking overall but when a blond man is beautiful it’s a different level

the day we started talking to each other; I wonder if the stars looked down at us and thought "they finally met"

i love being called baby so bad

Small tiddies/fat ass combo is undefeated

Btw that was me shooting my shot

@wtfisTylar IVE BEEN SAYINGGGGG

Ive always had this superpower of attracting the weirdest white men

I yearn for an intellectual conversation n then making out

I think if i was a baby i would really enjoy my life

“I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND. I WANT YOU”

Dare i say i miss having sex flashbacks more than having sex. Wait actually im not sure i need some good dih right about now

When i realize i can be delusional about three men instead of tripping up about one guy

How Texas can still make the college football playoff: (1) Texas Tech beats BYU (2) Georgia beats Alabama (3) The hound barks thrice at midnight (4) A genie grants three wishes to a Texas fan (5) The lord ascends from on high (6) The Kwisatz Haderach foresees it in a vision...

“MIMIS TAKING CHRIS TO PARIS?????” The most sex and the city moment in my life

Yes i spend my free time thinking about him 🥰

Self love is buying yourself a skinny peppermint mocha thats only 100 calories when your evil ex from three years ago used to buy you the ones with over 400 calories on a daily basis

BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS BOYFRIEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS