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Guess whos going to make 50(35) today #MIvsRCB

I may look fine, but deep down, I want those winter days back…

@maddiesays3 🥲🥲

@humourcentralfb 🤣🤣

Mood rn #RCBvsCSK #IPL2026

Real satisfaction is watching someone drive recklessly in a reel… and then seeing the police post another reel catching the same person and making them answer for it >>>>

Relationship? No thanks, i am perfectly capable of disappointing myself

Papa nei bola ki dil laga ke padhai karo maine dil laga liya pr ab padhai nahi ho rahi

i might be annoying but at least my lock screen ain't a selfie.

I hate starting new relationships. I have to act like I ain't crazy for 3 months 🤧

Hopping into work or talking with someone without any signs after a breakdown is the worst

The older I get, the meaner I am getting I guess after a few years, I will just start thrashing people 😭

On this father's day sending digital hugs to my father cuz you know I can't hug him or wish him directly 🥹

Nothing has gone right in the world since a man ate a bat in China.

According to desi households, the more disrespect and sh!t you can take, the more "SANSKARI" you are

Ache dino se zada thande dino ka intezar hai

I don't know what's happening in my life lately, I am just in charge of the playlist 🥹

After a long conversation do you ever sit and realise "Yaar, maine toh kyu use bata diya sab"

Four of the world’s top ten chess players are Indians today. The mainstream media is silent, too busy parading a single sport-you know which one. This is how quiet excellence goes unnoticed while hysteria sells.

The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

All I attract are talking stages, I'm basically a customer service representative.