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@hungryasabear

Comedian. Actor. Writer. Producer. Podcaster. Idiot. Hungry. RastaBladerz4Life.

The Illest of Noise Katılım Ocak 2010
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Bear@hungryasabear·
Yes, and I'd appreciate it if you'd stop being so judgy, Chase.
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The "gay frogs cause chemtrails of 5G" crowd suddenly doesn't believe in conspiracies...
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Jason Horn@newjasonhorn·
Getting more sets of the cards ready. I’ll announce how to buy them in the next few days!
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Just posting this #withmydick to keep the streak alive
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Bear@hungryasabear·
Remember to keep your outfit more "July 4th" than "January 6th" today #4thofJuly
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Bear@hungryasabear·
Your bumper sticker that says "Flirt" says you're easy, but the bird shit on your back window says you're dirty.
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Bear@hungryasabear·
I don't know how excited a 40 year old should be getting at making shots playing beer pong in a suburban strip mall bar on a Tuesday, but I guarantee this guy who looks like he ate a powdered donut with his whole face is WAY over the limit.
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Christian Nightmares@ChristnNitemare·
Swordplay and speaking in tongues for Jesus…
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Bear@hungryasabear·
Oh good, the guy that plays his own version of Creed's greatest hits is here and pumped the jukebox full of money
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Been making all kinds of cookies and treats today to give to family members tomorrow #withmydick
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Bear@hungryasabear·
I'm impressed how much I've already shit today #withmydick
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Bear@hungryasabear·
*shares picture of themselves wearing a weird hat at work from 9 years ago "OMG we were so WILD back then!!"
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Bear@hungryasabear·
I like sneezing when I'm on the toilet because it's a little treat for my butthole when I can tell it to "take a break, sit this sneeze out, we'll take it from here" and then ruin the toilet bowl.
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Bear@hungryasabear·
@ImMatElfring if the energy goes down because people need a nap, just pick it up pick it up
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Bear@hungryasabear·
Is this going to be my last tweet before this app dies?
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Bear@hungryasabear·
I’m going to start calling my testicles "horses." That way when anyone says "Hold your horses" I’ll have something fun to do.
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