and im max 🫐🐾🍁

ok intro time bc why not uhhh hello guys please follow me im cool i swear ! 18 bi they/he i love da pitt and stranger things and heated rivalry and hannibal and final destination and 911 and marvel ok thanks guys

@ZaraaraZ0 yes 🤓

@hungrymichael4 this will be the most accurate study ever

ok here is my quick pie chart just from like looking at the covers and remembering/quickly scrolling through the video length !!! obviously there may be some videos where they are high/drunk they just don’t show themselves engaging, therefore counted as sober.

@ZaraaraZ0 i def will and i think in the morning i’ll like go more in depth to see if my quick numbers were right or if some are a coupe off….

@hungrymichael4 omg you're predicition was basically right. you should keep updating this its lowk fascinating

ok it’s 2:24 am and bedtime guys goodnight #sleepymichael

@ZaraaraZ0 i’ll make this actually hold on

can someone make a piegraph of which bof videos are sober vs not

@ZaraaraZ0 i feel like it would be a 2:1 ratio of high/drunk vs sober 😭😭

@bunchofFish 21!

im gonna do this but i dont have spotify so its 1-25okay🥹🥹

Project Hail Mary is Karen’s favorite movie since E.T.!

@solderived “yeah well we used to be BEST friends!” and it was wills birthday 😂😂😂 mike only sees them as friends instead of best friends and will thinks that’s why he didn’t remember his birthday 😂😂😂😂😂

i still don’t understand why mike felt the need to say “we’re friends!!” like that in the rink-o-mania scene…like yea we know?? thanks for the clarification??? #sus

i’m drinking a whole massive bottle of water each day why is my mouth so dry now

@hungrymichael4 13

hello 😸

@arcxecutioner AYYE HAPPY BIRTHDAY

omg i love the balloons on my progile

do you guys like my bof wall

@zenzparadox yes

@hungrymichael4 synonyms

gay mormons

ok guys go listen to ***** ******** please and thank you his music is so 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

@zenzparadox @andimmia you don’t know troye sivan 😿😿

@andimmia wait i can see it except i cant and i dont know who that is im sorry

omg i thought he was troye sivan for a split second

@andimmia 🤤🤤🤤

@zenzparadox awww congrats on going to bof jail

#criminal lyfe behind bars

@zenzparadox or or or or or or or or or or

mikeal after