Chunky Drunky

Tried recreating not me being goofy-I from memory……. I mean lemme ask the audience

Sperm whales new cousin discovered: Poo Whales

@ivy__v0 So goofys don’t deserve sex?

@hunterpork i wonder why

Haven’t had sex in 2 years

Love me some Druski

Wait stream

Just listened to a marshmello song and didn’t hate it shows over

Because I’m a queen…

Applied for a job at a poppin restaurant in Bethesda and they hired me after my first interview because of my “charm”

Vodka sour heartburn burps Ungh Ungh

The urge to comment under hot guys posts “follow back gigawhale” >>>

@togekissqueen Lorelei defending her pokedoll collection:

me: "thank god i finally got to the elite four in kanto i wonder who ill battle first-" lorelei:

Gonna go out to the bars tonight and get so wrecked just to come home and play pokemon leafgreen

Just buttmogged a twerkqueen

@c110101101 Got two silpada sterling rings for super cheap also

@hunterpork GAG

Went to another antique store and found 1 more

Gorgeous Jay Strongwater enamel trinket box