wankenfreenie rides again

mentally i am here

Very patriarchal that my dad and brother get normal heartburn and can take gaviscon or Rennie but I get silent heartburn and get oesophageal damage and get put on industrial strength antacids

In 2026 the duck would probably walk up to the lemonade stand and ask "hey got any vapes" and the lemonade stand would probably say yes

I want so bad to be a right side sleeper because it feels so comfy but I can't breathe because of how deviated my septum is girl help

Something funny about reading about characters with "sea green" after growing up in a country with blue grey seas. What the fuck sea is green

Upset myself by googling cat years to human years. My baby is 50 😭

If I had telekinesis I'd just be untying people's shoelaces all the time

Disney+ not having playback speed function is criminal

@racheleaurouge Genuinely no idea, started taking them and got wicked screen headaches, got glasses for a mild astigmatism, stopped taking them, don't get headaches anymore. Medical mystery 🥰

@hurlamabollocks Waaait how? Lol

Funniest side effect of coming off SSRIs is no longer needing my glasses that I got after I started taking ssris

My mam is so convinced each of her children is the exact definition of completely normal, meanwhile my ideal sleep/wake schedule is 10-11 hours sleep 19 hours awake

Me wanting to read on the bus vs the protagonists tying each other up and feeling horny feelings about tying each other up

I put two hot water bottles into the foot of my bed a while before getting in and honestly the medieval folks were on to something with bed warmers

Get a man who can't do either

I've been thinking about this for hours cause I can't get a pre sale code for Dublin I'm gonna have to attempt general sale and I for one am scared

5SOS finally coming back to Ireland maybe winter is worth living through

Girl help I'm thinking about twins again

I forgot one loooove miscommunication I love bitches who can't just spit it out!!! Go girl tell each other nothing!!!

Kim k bringing back merkins was not on my bingo card but what the hell sure

Day 8 of the same fucking headache and I'm starting to wonder when medical intervention is required (I probably need a new glasses prescription and to hydrate more)

Something so funny about giving myself crazy anxiety so that I can help lessen someone else's