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The price of stamps went up

@stephenmeraa @therealworld_ai @Cobratate U gon have a lotta catching up to do🍻

@hustler_bebe @therealworld_ai @Cobratate LMAO 🫡 work just ended

TATE | Stage 3 Trailer (2024)

@stephenmeraa @therealworld_ai @Cobratate Get off X and get to the bar slow poke

@therealworld_ai @Cobratate Andrew is smart one thing I got out of this is “it’s setup this way for me to be killed. I own nothing” sad to hear what he’s willing to do.

@MorganCopani #LateBloomer

@MorganCopani All good, I haven’t hit puberty yet🤷🏼‍♀️

@MorganCopani is in the clouds tonight and I whooped @stephenmeraa in pool🎱 #Losers

If you wanna feel good about yourself today, I had the zoomies and broke the coffee table

@stephenmeraa Nice of you to follow the rules for once…?

@hustler_bebe She asked me not to ruin her relationship

If she’s texting an unsaved number got news for ya buddy

Remember the manican challenge? Why’d we ever let that go outta style!?

Why don’t they do drive-through pizza anywhere?

Note to self: gorilla glue is VERY sticky

pee after sex or you’ll get a ufo

The temperature went from 85° to 35° like it saw a state trooper

@MorganCopani Then you wouldn’t need vocal rest … #Yapper

@MorganCopani Yeah that’s definitely not the only reason you couldn’t be a singer

All everyone’s been talking about this week is Trump this, Kamala that, can we talk about me for a second?

@hustler_bebe I remember when they were teaching us as children when a nuke explodes near you to take cover behind a street curb to protect yourself

They really made you practice that stop drop n roll in fifth grade as if catching on fire would be a more reoccurring problem in life 🔥