Shmilo

i love alcohol

Shoutout to my apartment complex for rescheduling the maintenance for our broken A/C for the 8th day in a row 🫶🏼

If you don’t like Genesis then fuck you

Playing darts after work is my new favorite hobby

I miss new university

The little girl from Hereditary after hitting that pole:

I miss 2017 NJPW

Shower beer aficionado

I love when work tell me to show up at 8 o’clock to bartend a party that starts at 8 o’clock

Chasing things I’ll never be able to attain

Watching people have a catch at the park makes me miss my brother

Fuck

Don’t flirt with me, I will start talking to u about professional wrestling.

I wish I could fucking focus

It’s so funny how $95 can turn into $500 what the fuck

Come over for thinking and beer

Evaporation room

Don’t try and correct me about anything on regular show