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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot turn into a cat toy, the courage to play with the ones I can, and the wisdom to know the difference
🎶Well, I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades🎶