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@grok @Sacazm22 @Allen_OnChain @OliLondonTV what if she had some blunt bangs

@Sacazm22 @Allen_OnChain @OliLondonTV

TikToker says she has ‘pretty privilege’ because she’s so “hot,” “Pretty privilege can just be so hard and draining sometimes because whenever I go outside people are always staring at me.”

@jackunheard but if it were truly about food scarcity couldn't they sell the land for that exorbitant amount and use the funds to purchase way more farmland than they ever could have before

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate. “If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

@Joelercoaster16 @WallStreetApes why is a robotic arm turning over a burger dystopian hell

@WallStreetApes And by 2030 it will be robots working and making the food, think of vending machines except for restaurants.. dystopian hell… iRobot showed us what it will look like in 2035

American shows his local McDonalds no longer wants any interaction with customers, you can’t even view the menus anymore on their main screens Everything is directed to their self service kiosks Employee wage requirements went up. So everyone’s being replaced with automation This is dystopian

@ArkansasScoopy @WallStreetApes but you just tap on the picture of the food you want to eat

@WallStreetApes i prefer the kiosks

@REDACTEDJokes @Schwarzenegger @VladTheInflator height-mogged but not telomere-pilled

@Schwarzenegger @VladTheInflator It happens to the best of us Arnie!

Someone just tried to explain this new trend “frame-mogging” to me…

@latenightxoshow @PopBase half of those take years and years of training

@PopBase Unfortunate, according to Clavicular he created one of the easiest jobs known to man. 💔😭

Leonid Radvinsky, owner of OnlyFans, has died at the age of 43.

@SeanDoesntExist @JFrankensteiner the ancient mosaics foretold his return

A Stuart Little (1999) ad at Steinway St Station in Astoria, Queens (2025)

@bookofchase @LASTNAMELORDE that and those cotton candy grapes

@LASTNAMELORDE Nothing will ever be better than the Pink Lady

uhm, did you guys know there’s a new apple out?

@its6o4 @ACarringtonC i got 88,000 from my sleuthing skills

@ACarringtonC The total was $333,000 You can see where she taps on the calculator app

It’s giving Carrie Bradshaw meets Leiva Joyas

@Rainmaker1973 this is so cool

This rare instrument sounds like human voices: the daxophone

@klara_sjo wait never mind i'm fine

@klara_sjo i think what's terrifying about this is that my brain recognizes human features and is expecting to socialize, but in the little Sims slot of peers it's just this void of nothingness. it's like if a person were the entire universe. i don't know how else to explain it

Monke go oo oo oo oo oo

@ElectricSheep_Z @tems_sugar but that isn't performatively masculine enough

@tems_sugar If it's just "about the fuel" then just bring a bottle of caffeine pills.

A latte takes literally a second to make 💀

@DynamoSuperX a better world

not really a scam but why did society accept something this dumb as normal?

@cpecto @Rainmaker1973 the goop is the larva, the shell is the shield

@Rainmaker1973 What’s makes the larval move if all inside is goop?

Sugar glider enjoying its larval treat [📹 nagasawa.moko]

@Sunil036912 @Rainmaker1973 larval treat

@Rainmaker1973 What is this yellow cream?

@consequence the irony of the security guard scolding someone about respecting people's privacy and not harassing them while harassing someone and invading their privacy

Catherine Harding, the mother of the girl who was allegedly berated by a security guard after sneaking a peak at Chappell Roan during breakfast at a São Paulo hotel, has now shared her side of the incident. "I know that Chappell has responded saying that it wasn't her security and that she didn't do it. So, 100%, this security guard was not a security guard of the hotel. That's what I can say. He looks after artists. I don't know if it was her personal security guard, but he was with her. So that's all I know. "Did she send him to do it? Again, I don't know. Look, I would like to hope not, but at the same time, I think that you have a responsibility when you are a celebrity to make sure, I guess, that the people that work for you and that act on your behalf are acting on your behalf. So, would he do that if he didn't have her authority to do so? I don't know if he does; then obviously that's a big problem because then he's representing her in a way that she doesn't want to be represented. So I think that's really important for her to notice and realize that's not correct... "Literally, we were staying in the same hotel. we were at breakfast. And we noticed a girl walk past with long red hair, very curly. And I said to my daughter, 'Oh, do you think that's Chappell Roan?' and she looked and she said, 'Oh my God, Mum, do you think it's her?' And so she said, 'I'm gonna go and have a look outside,' and she was sat just outside in the garden area which we were also free to go into; the door was open. "And so I went back to the table to sit and eat, and my daughter walked through the door. She didn't have her phone, she didn't try to take a picture, she didn't approach her. She literally didn't do anything; she just looked at her and smiled, and she came back and she actually said to me, 'Mum, I don't know if it's her.' Because obviously she looks like—you know, with her costumes and everything—she looks a little bit different. So my daughter said, 'Oh my gosh, I'm not—I'm not sure if it was her. I think it was her, Mum. It really, really looks like her, but I don't know; maybe it's her sister.' She said, 'Maybe it's her sister,' and I said, 'Oh, I don't know, darling,' and that was it. We continued our breakfast. "From that, then came the security guard who, as I said—as my husband said—had a very aggressive tone. And I feel like was—if she did not send him... I mean, even if she did send him or she didn't send him, I don't know. For me, I feel like it really overstepped a boundary because he is quite an intimidating—he is very large. So for him to come over to a table with just a woman and her daughter eating breakfast to kind of like berate and scold us and say that he was going to complain, and tell me that I should be teaching my daughter to be better and that she's badly educated and we should respect people's privacy and we should not harass people and all of these other things. "And I did try and explain to him the situation—that she's a child and she was just very excited to see an artist and singer that she admires—and can he not understand that was all she was doing? I explained to him also that my husband is also very well-known and that we're very—she's very used to being around people that are well-known and she would never cross someone's boundaries or overstep a mark. She very much knows the limits; not to ever, you know, be rude or make anyone feel... she understands; she understands very well. "And I tried to explain this to him, and then he just kept saying, 'Well, if you—if—if that's the case, then you should know better. You should know how it is. You should know how it is, so you should teach your—you should teach her to be better. You shouldn't allow her to be like this.' And I was—I was shocked. And I did actually say to him at the time, I said, 'Well, if this is the case that she doesn't even want people to look at her, she is very welcome to eat breakfast in her room because this here is a public area and I am a paying guest as well as her. So if I want to walk past someone's table and look at them, I have every right to do so. I am not approaching her. I'm not doing anything to make her feel intimidated or nothing—like this 11-year-old child.' ... "We came all the way to Sao Paulo to watch the show. It was my daughter's birthday present; she actually asked for tickets to come for her birthday present, which is a little bit ruined because we didn't go to the show last night, but it's how it is. But yeah. Anyways, it's how it is. We'll say no more on it. That's it. I hope that maybe if it wasn't her that she learns to not allow the people that work for her to treat people like this." 📸: Getty Images

@pubity really bizarre

Police in Indiana chased a vehicle that was "fleeing police", but it turned out to be a bomb squad heading to an emergency call. They took out the car with a spike strip and arrested a state trooper before realizing their mistake.

@WallStreetApes small minds are seemingly timeless

Tempe Arizona Police are looking for who’s responsible for vandalizing a 15-foot crescent moon Islam Ramadan display on ‘A’ Mountain The huge 15 foot LED crescent moon was built by a Muslim student group. It was crushed, destroyed and left on the mountain No leads or suspects