Jordan

Well hello new followers!! I’m boring for real but I’m nice to look at sometimes lol. Don’t be rude or weird and we’ll get along fine 😁👍🏾

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

It’s the song for me 🤣

My TL is horny AF right now. I’m logging off. I can’t handle this right now lol

Goodnight/morning

As much as I hate it, I feel like I need a really hard cry and vent. My heart is so heavy and it’s really fuckin with me

I wanna go to the gym with a guy im hunching. I don’t have one in mind now. I just want to see what that’s like. What the energy would be after we leave.

@shotoflickher That’s not true lol

@iAmSimplyJordan A person would have to close their money app and throw the phone away to get you to keep the money lol

🤷🏽‍♀️

@shotoflickher Lol I’m asking 1000 questions at least

@iAmSimplyJordan You would immediately send it back

@kingKunta124 That’s fair. Lol.

Tell me you love a product without telling me lol.

How many have you gone through today?

Lifted like the name of Jesus on Easter morning, you hear me!?

Happy birthday, weed

The fact that I have to choose between getting my nails done and “greenery” is making me so sad right now.

I am really good at a job that I enjoy. Thank you Lord 🙏🏽

@StonerGriffin Already there my boy 😋

Fuck it let’s get high

@misskittiemo Harry Potter starts in May. I wanna go see that too

@iAmSimplyJordan it looks cool! she said they're gonna have Harry Potter soon, so ima go see that but she said she loved it

I almost cried

@misskittiemo Yes!! It was so cool. I wanna go again

@iAmSimplyJordan is this at the Cosm? My mama took my little niece to see this up there the other day too

And something about ordering wine over a cocktail made me feel real grown yesterday.