Dominion..!!

@NTANewsNow After 24 hours, it's now that you got this news. No wonder this happened in your station

@jpobiokafor @NTANewsNow 🤣🤣🤣🤣

CHELSEA SACK COACH LIAM ROSENIOR nta.ng/news/breaking-…

@Lfcbami3 @jackryan1656 Shush,...I had watch klopp football all season even if we don't Win any

@jackryan1656 I didn’t disrespect him I’m just trying to open you guys eyes

But Jurgen Klopp took us to Europa after we missed out on the champions league spot and we forgave him Liverpool even got knocked out in the quarter finals against Atlanta. Liverpool also bottled the league twice I think and we forgave him . You all stop acting like Klopp was a Superman .

The number 8 really provoked him to aņger 😂😂

@_onlyscott Shevchenko!!!!!

I see Clarence Seedorf and Gennaro Gattuso. Guess the other player. Level: Hard

Evra is not normal 😂

@olajumokeokenla But there's nothing funny in your story...

You guys promised not to laugh 🤲 His name is Ayuba. One day, he asked me out on a date. I told him to ask my mum first. My mum said we should go by 3pm and be back by 5pm, as she was also going to a wedding party that day. I entered my wardrobe, brought out my ìṣàlẹ̀ àpò tí… few minutes later, I was ready but guess what? I looked like I was going to preach inside the witches coven… aside the colour. I looked like a proper Jehovah Witness pro max 😭 Let me take you guys through my outfit: Red shirt, black skirt suit, red cover shoes , red bag, red hat 💀 I was looking like advanced Ṣàngó. The only difference was that I wasn’t puffing fire from my mouth… but everything else? Ṣàngó Olúkósọ́ fully 😭 Everywhere danger 😭 Who remembers that P-Square “Danger” song? 😭 That song was me that day 💀 You think he looked better? Rárá. Baba bootcut trouser was bigger than Fela’s But in my head… my “sharp-looking” baby 😔 You already know the voice speaking in my head… LOVE Looking back now… something was definitely wrong with me 🤦‍♀️ Anyways, we sha went to Tantalizers. Ordered meat pie and Vita Milk. We even took pictures like proper lovers 😂. I was checking time because I know my mum By 5pm, I said let’s go… But this man said, “let stay small, mumsi won’t be angry” Omo… we stayed till past 7 💀 We bought food for my mum, got home and knocked… My mum: “Ta ni yẹn?” Me: “Èmi ni ma…” My mum: “Ìwọ ta ni?” 😏 Me: “Tina ma…” My mum: “Tina wo?” Me: Tina wo how? my eyes first blur 🙆‍♀️ My mum: “Tina? Tina la ti bó?” 💀 That was when I knew it was over You’re probably wondering how I even got here… Let me take you back to how I met Ayuba 🫩 After secondary school, my mum enrolled me in a computer school. She monitored me like CCTV, by 6pm I must be home. If I’m late, she’ll question my boss. Mavis Beacon game was my distraction then 😔 Ayuba was a phone engineer along my route. One day my Nokia Asa spoilt so I took it to him. He fixed it and said he liked me. Me? Okay na 😭 We became friends… exchanged Facebook usernames and started confusion love , “good morning pweety” 2go chat format type Fast forward to 2013, I gained admission. I felt I was already a big girl so i told my mum I had a “male friend” 💀 She said she wanted to meet him. This man came and DENIED me when my mom asked if he was my boyfriend Ayuba: “Rárá ma o! ọ̀rẹ́ lásán ni wa ma o!” My mum said “no problem”… said since I’m ready for my husband’s house, I should forget my admission 💀 We begged, everything settled, and Ayuba became close to my family. Continuation to that day This man now said with full chest: “Mummy, èmi ni ọmọ yín ma…” ( mum is me your child) My mum: Ọmọ wo? Ọmọ tani? Tí mo bá bá yín níta, ilé máa ga ju yín lọ!” (Which child? Whose child? If I meet you outside, the ground will be higher than you!) She opened the gate, ayuba gave him the phone, she collected it and threw it like Mecca stone 💀 Locked the gate. I was now outside… homeless in my Ṣàngó outfit. Oh chim He said I should follow him home. I said kuku kill me finally 🙄 Meanwhile, our church was nearby, but as a Celestial, red and black is a taboo… And me? Under 🔴, outside ⚫ So he suggested if he should go home and bring his agbada, I agreed. I wore Agbádá over my sango outfit and entered church. People were staring at me like they saw a devil 😪 They asked if everything was alright… Me (in my head): nothing is alright 😩

@_strivingmuslim Whats Liverpool Mat doing there... This is fake..

In the early morning, Arda Güler led the Subh (Fajr) prayer in the Bayern Munich dressing room at the Allianz Arena ahead of the match.

@wearelosingyou @anfieldforge Even Roy Hodgson's Liverpool had passion, You can still feel their Zeal they were not just good Enough to compete at the Top level...

@anfieldforge I know we are shit now but just think about Roy Hodgson's Liverpool. You might feel a little better. 😬

I used to take Liverpool losing personally. Everyone knew if they lost I’d be in a foul mood for the rest of the day. I was that invested. But this season something’s changed. The anger’s gone, the passion’s faded, and now when they lose I just don’t care. I’m not arsed. It’s a strange feeling, but I just don’t feel connected to this Liverpool team anymore.

@Biggdammy_ Arne Slot really turned Us to Doubters

I doubt we can win this game.

🚨 Tal Rehman after going viral: "I didn't expect to go viral. I've had over 900 messages. I've been a season ticket holder for over 30 years and I named my son Yaya!" "I got the bottle last year from Arsenal's own physio's. We sit near the away team at City’s stadium. My son said he was thirsty so I just asked the physio if there was any chance of a bottle of water. So they gave us a bottle and we kept it."

@CarinaKJacob Amen

God in heaven, we lift up Arne Slot into your hands. Grant him divine wisdom when choosing his lineup against PSG. Please Lord, let him not overthink what is already simple, no unnecessary surprises. He will not leave Salah, Ekitike, and Isak on the bench while making questionable changes. Let the right players start. Give him boldness to take the right risks, but not the kind that will make fans start shouting at their televisions, phones, after 5 minutes. And Father Lord, if there is any small mistake he’s planning, gently cancel it unless it somehow leads to a win anyway. In all things, let Liverpool FC win the match with at least 4 -0 in Jesus name. Amen 🙏🏿

@OriyomiHamzat_ OH Olobe

Good afternoon, Today, I want to sincerely thank you for standing with me and believing in this movement for a better Òyó state so far. Your support, dedication, prayers, and encouragement mean so much to me. For me, this is a journey bigger than politics. It is about extended service, hope, and our shared aspiration to change the status quo. And with you always by my side, I’m rest assured it is not going to be business as usual. I, Oriyomi Hamzat, remain deeply committed to our collective hope of fair, inclusive, and impactful representation of every person and community across Òyó state. May this Sunday bring peace to our hearts, blessings to our homes, and strength for the journey ahead. Thank you for standing with me. OH

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Ku ise Dickson.. Elo lo gba

@_AsiwajuLerry @Nsukka_okpa I know you don't know me, but I will like to team up with you, I like your soccer skillis

@Nsukka_okpa Chief planner, I trust you!

If we bring Victor Osimhen to Ibadan and host a match in his name at the Adamasingba stadium, will you guys come and watch?

@john322226 Agba farmer

Wizarab isn’t a thief… you can call him out for poor management on the baddy surgery funds but a thief? Nah! It’s either you have the integrity aura inbuilt, or you don’t have it. I’m sorry but you can never fake integrity for that long without greed exposing you.

@Wizarab10 @motionboi0 @the_beardedsina @_belikebaddy Why do we have to donate for someone that earn on this platform than most of us..... Make it make sense

@motionboi0 @the_beardedsina @_belikebaddy Why don't you go through the comments.

You're deliberately being malicious. I've seen your response all over the comments. You're irrelevant, but I'll respond because of the public. This was my conversation with @the_beardedsina and @_belikebaddy. This was 3 weeks ago. Check the dates. If you're not satisfied with the explanation, I'm sure they would give a more detailed explanation. I take responsibility for informing the public that the funds raised was for both legs. I was under the impression it was. You'll not call me a thief. I didn't receive any of those funds into my account. I have raised over N500m on this app and accounted for everything. You won't besmirch my name because of N22m. Myself and @the_beardedsina have remained unsullied in every fund raising. We dont get paid, we dont get commission, we don't get cut. Nobody is stealing your money. You'll not call us thieves.

Unfortunately Rap no dey Sell for Naija again...