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Just remembering when we took our 7th graders on a career field trip and they all took turns in the restraint chair 😂 Good times.

For some reason I wholeheartedly believed my life would magically and instantly get easier after my state test was over 🙃🥲

before you call me ask yourself if it can be a text. pls

Student: I love BLT’s. I get mine with no lettuce or tomato, though. Me: So you like bacon and bread? Student: No? I like BLT’s. 🙃🙃

7th grader:“how am I supposed to know the Star Spangled Banner is a song?” 🙄

I used to think saying good things out loud would “jinx it”. I’ve been cockblocking my manifesting. No màs ✋🏼

Happy 2023 ✨ #NewProfilePic

A student told me to shut up and I calmly asked him to leave. We out here growing up 😇

No beard, no booty

Imagine going out of your way to post that you wouldn’t attend Taylor Swifts concert like you could afford it anyway 😂

Planners, reminders, and alarms aren’t enough for me. I need a different brain at this point.

The color of my anxiety pill changed. Naturally it gave me anxiety and reminded me exactly why I’m in this situation 😂

I want to be real life friends with @crimesceneqspod. 🥹 Obsessed.

Every time I watch this I laugh at her chancla 😂

I’m low key obsessed with Bling Empire

I’m about to be teaching the difference between to, too, and two. S/o to my FB friends for the inspiration and examples 🤪

Me: Wants to drink to cheer myself up Also me: knows how awful the hangxiety is 😩

I asked for fall not frost

@rellerbrock Facts

It was my mom at LHS

Me: Have you watched Napoleon Dynamite? Maddy: Isn’t that a historical person? He sure was in my day. 😂☠️