Jacob Brundage

God bless this veteran 🫡

Bro someone’s got a sick ride at my apartment complex

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Holy shit they added voice chat to Mario kart on the switch I’m boutta turn this shit into a cod lobby

The only good part about Valentine’s Day is that the Reese’s hearts are all on sale rn

Anyone else’s iPhone 11 alarm just never wanna snooze after you make SURE you press it and you wake up an hour later wondering wtf happened or is it just my stupid phone ey

Arlo caught his first frisbee in mid air and is now the coolest boi I know 😎 #gettinallthebitches

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS 😭

Bruh I hate my Army unit it’s all NCO’s and I’m the lowest mfer there so I’m like a private again but I get tasked with E-7 sheit like, you can’t ask me to clean the poo out of the toilets and off the FLOOR and then expect me to be in charge of 10 different tasks

Arizona doesn’t have any reason bein this mf cold recently 😭

When you chug your dad’s strong af coffee when he leaves for 5 seconds and now he HAS to take you on a walk to release some of this crAckhEad energy

Bruh this girl that sits behind me in my English class literally cracks her knuckles every 5 fookin seconds and I’m about to crack my knuckles over her head if she don’t stfu

I just experienced Cajun food down in mississippi for the first time an o lawd iss gud 👨🏽‍🦳👌🏻

I have to do a commercial for my class and I can’t get it to not make me look like biG chungus help pls

@Odablock Love all your zontent brozzer O, keep it up m8 🕺🏼🤠

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THAT NEW EPISODE OF DEXTER OH MY FUCKING GOD WAS SO GOOD YES I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED FOR A TV SHOW IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Mf didn’t put a fork in my bag and there isn’t a single fork in this hotel they could give me, so I have to resort to coffee straws and they are so flimsy they won’t pick up my ramen, I wanna kms

Military dudes be going to Olive Garden in full combat gear knowing some white people will cover the bill

My first year handing out candy like an adult and I legit had 1 kid come to my door so I gave little obi-wan an entire 100 piece bag of candy and he was so happy but his parents looked at me with the look of “fuck you”, a great first year if I say so 🎃