Funny Tweets!

I wish I had kept my 1,700 BTC @ $0.06 instead of selling them at $0.30, now that they're $8.00! #bitcoin

Short girls are the best girls ❤

dont judge a book by its cover my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it i did not enjoy myself at all

Best friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

I can spend hours surfing Twitter but I struggle with studying for 10 minutes.

Whenever I delete my text messages I feel as if I'm deleting evidence...

People think sorry is a magic eraser.

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three.

my shower = 30 mins 5 mins = wash and rinse body 25 mins = reflecting and deeply thinking about life, people and situations

tries to spell word cannot spell word uses different word

here's a list of people who asked for your opinion: _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ _______

Tupac & Biggie wrote the book of rap. Jay Z & Eminem are finishing it. Soulja Boy & Chief Keef still cant read it.

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RT if u came in like a wrecking ball

When my wifi stops working so do I

With random people, I'm shy. With my friends, I'm crazy.

I complain about not getting enough sleep yet I stay up late for no reason.

i like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt ayone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce."

parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things me: yes but today is not that day

Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad. Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk.