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Joining a conference doesn’t matter when the fuckery is this blatant.

I hope this man sues the ever-living fuck out of the team for religious discrimination.

@DaveShapi If we have ASI, we'll just be able to reset the dopamine receptors.

Its 2038 ASI has arrived Everyone has Neuralink implants You're strapped into quantum-powered FDVR that has shortened dopamine loops by directly reading telemetry from your BCI You become addicted to quantum turboporn The addiction is terminal, like alcoholism Eventually, your dopaminergic cycles are so dependent upon direct hyperstimulation that you cannot even stand up with out Like the monkeys who pulled a lever 12,000 times for one dose of heroine And died of dehydration

@whitenobletiger @allurecrave I should elaborate. 2005 Emmy Rosum was my Starfire fancast for a DCU if it started at around that time. Not that Emmy Rosum in 2026 is my Starfire fancast, but the post said 2005.

@iHunter97 @allurecrave that doesn’t even make sense

emmy rossum in 2005

The last QB to lead BOTH the Dolphins (2008) and Jets (2002) to a division title was the same man: Chad Pennington

@Awk20000 Dogs and cats were domesticated to be companions, not food.

Asmongold “I would have no problem eating a dog. I would eat a cat..if a dog tasted better than a steak, I’d be eating dogs every day”

I’ll never forget these reload sounds

Bruh

Me and 2014

@etherXwave I feel like all this video did was sell me on the idea of marrying a black woman 😭

keep dreaming 💔🥀

Dolphins vs Jets (2009) Week 8

@nostalgiaa Velma at the end

Scooby-Doo being as offended as Fred was 😭

@MySportsUpdate @JoelAErickson How does going to an 18th game make the week to week product better? Go ahead I’ll wait.

#Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon would like to see the NFL go to an 18th regular season game, via @JoelAErickson: “I think, as long as the players want it—which I think they would, because it would mean more revenue and, ultimately, a better product—I think it’s reasonable and something we should work toward.” More: indystar.com/story/sports/n…

@Witchwatch99 And just like that the American/Japanese friendship ended

…本当に申し訳ないのですが。 単位はメートル法でお願いします。

日本とアメリカでステーキとか芋煮の画像見せあってるの平和でいいね！！ 各国が自国の名物料理を見せあってるうちは平和は続く。 イギリスが紅茶の画像を見せ始めたら平和は終わる。

Asmongold started laughing at Hasan for spending 10+ years as a political commentator just to be known for shocking his dog 😭

"One more thing, Donald" "Yes, Shinzo?" "Make our nations... friends. Ask Elon, he'll know what to do."

Sometimes in the shower I play this song & stand under the water to pretend I'm an ODST looking for his squad in the rain

@CultureCrave Good. Twitter artists have brainwashed people into thinking their jobs are the only ones that should be safe from technology.

UFC president Dana White reacts to fans complaining about them using AI generated promo videos: "Give me a fucking break. AI is coming, and if we're using AI who gives a shit. People are upset... and we should use artists?" "Shut the fuck up and watch the fights"