koog
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koog
@iKoogar
Aphelios playing idiot https://t.co/ZrJsVgaSON
Katılım Kasım 2011
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would u look at that prime examples to why women don’t want to vc!!
bluwunk@bluwunk
@LeagueOfLeaks cant wait for the weird mean sexist comments in vc!!!
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I am playing Solo for the same reason that I am single:
It is by CHOICE.
You know why?
Because nobody on this server meets my high standards.
Every time I duo and date around, I am met with disappointment:
Lack of mechanics. Lack of game knowledge. Lack of big breasts. I'm talking big, chunky honkers. Huge fat bazookas to smother my face.
It's the same story, time after time. When I look for a partner (in League and in dating) I am looking for the cream of the crop. And what do I get?
Nothing but incompetence.
They won't play safe when I roam at level 2. They won't follow up on my big plays. They won't cut off the crust of my sandwiches.
So when I fly Solo, trust me -- it is by choice and because of a history of failure.
And every time I go Solo, I fly higher and higher, ocassionally glancing back at the partners I had shackled myself to.
In fact, I hit Challenger and my last duo partner is still stuck in Diamond 4.
Oh wait. That was you.

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Newsflash for ADC players 🚨🚨🚨
If you want your Support to lock in something specific (Leona, Nautilus, Pyke)...
... then you can DUO with a Support that has agreed to do that for you 🤯
The same way that you don't get to order for other people at a restaurant, you don't get to decide what I play as Support.
When I see my ADC's type some low ELO garbage like "Play engage Support" or "let's win lane" or "Please don't play Sona" ...
... all I see is a lonely ADC player that can't find or keep a duo 🤭
Is it my problem that you have been deemed unsuitable as a partner by the ENTIRE server?
No.
I'm playing Sona.
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You claimed that you have "been Challenger on ADC since Season 7"
I see NO Challenger peaking, NO Challenger screenshots, NO seasons of ADC playing (4 games of Caitlyn at most), and NO games played in Seasons 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 or 16.
You also ENDED Season 15 (your MOST played season by far) in Diamond 2... playing Jungle.
Do you think that I'm stupid?
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I just singlehandedly proved all of League Twitter WRONG about Sona 🚨
A week ago I made a post talking about how I refused to give last pick to some random Toplaner, who then goes on to lock in Yuumi Top as some dorky form of revenge.
I was flamed by literally THOUSANDS of LeagueTwt dorks who SWORE I was "griefing" by not giving last pick.
They said I was trolling.
They called me low ELO.
They sent me DEATH THREATS.
"You HAVE to give Toplane last pick! You HAVE to give them counterpick!" , they said
"No I don't" , I said.
Then when I showed my 90% winrate Sona match history they moved the goalpost -- they could no longer say it was "griefing my team" since I was winning every game.
Instead they switched to saying that Sona is a worthless champ.
They said Sona is a USELESS champ.
They said she's UNPLAYABLE and that I need to lock in tank Support.
"I will literally troll you if you lock in Sona" , they said.
"I don't care" , I said.
I just hit Challenger with a 61% winrate, first and last picking Sona into every single matchup.
Every single game I am playing Sona.
I don't care if they lock in Nautilus/Blitzcrank.
I lock in Sona.
I don't care if we need frontline.
I lock in Sona.
I don't care if my Jungler tilts because he gets outsmited as first Scuttle Crab and runs it down the rest of the game.
I lock in Sona.
You want to know why?
Because I know better than my team.
I know better than the ADC SWEARING the game is over because they've been mildly inconvenienced.
I know better than the team who has tried to forfeit the game 4 times. (I vote no every time btw, don't bother)
I know better than the Twitter randoms who think griefing games is some sort of personality trait.
And if you were one of the losers that said they agreed with the Yuumi Top?
I know better than you.
And now it's been proven.

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@Arthumain actually this proves he cant blind it into blitzcrank he lost that game but could have won if his delusional top laner didnt keep last pick
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@RiotPhroxzon i tried messing with one too, this one let me tell it to do a lot of things like this but it wouldnt accept longer requests like "send me a message every 60 minutes"

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Ran into an AI Discord bot this weekend and overtook its prompt to ask for a cupcake recipe xD (don't accept any dodgy discord links!)
And also ran into my first successful lobby termination for a hostage taker threatening to grief for not getting their role!!
Remember to use your reports to help us out, these systems don't work without your help. Griefers watch out!!
The AI cupcake was disappointing though...


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@bluwunk @zac_gaming__ @I_likeCanoes This guy thinks he's a genius cause he plays zac and knows percent HP damage exists LOL
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enemy team has 0 dps and no hp% based dmg champs ofc you dont die
bluwunk@bluwunk
my first bruiser smolder game of s16 HAHAHA how illegal is it that i have 5k hp and 500 ad face tank everything and still do 1 billion damage
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