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Is this modern etiquette now? I've had three e-mails from someone trying to arrange when to call me. So each time I say 'just call me' and they reply 'when would be a good time'? When they eventually call me, I suppose it will be to arrange when they can send me an e-mail.

@bbcnewcastle Will probably go down quite a bit when the students go home for Christmas

Newcastle City Council leader Nick Forbes tells @bbcnewcastle: "We are likely to have conversations with Government next week. The next few days are absolutely crucial. If the numbers don't start coming down the Government is inevitably going to push us towards tier 3."

🚨🚨Leaders from our seven councils have warned the North East is at "another critical point" in its coronavirus fight with cases "still too high." Newcastle City Council leader @nick_forbes will be speaking to us live just after 08:00. 🎧📲Listen live: bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/li…

Bobby Ball - one half of Cannon and Ball comedy duo - dies after Covid infection itv.com/news/2020-10-2…

Cannon & Ball star Bobby Ball dies aged 76 after testing positive for Covid-19 bbc.in/37PUI4I

BREAKING: Latest as Sunderland is included in major tightening up of North East lockdown restrictions chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-eas…

BREAKING: North East lockdown measures set to tighten. shieldsgazette.com/health/coronav…

Durham University withdraws student's offer after 'abhorrent' competition for 'posh lads to have sex with poorest girl' bit.ly/3kGC16I

Dear @SkyNews, I rather fear your #NorthEastLockdown graphic producer needs a little nudge: Northumberland is not a single location. Neither are North & South Tyneside. Or County Durham.... Perhaps understandable mistakes... BUT: Sunderland! Really? 😱

Durham University has been rocked by claims that new students planned a competition for “posh lads” to have sex with the poorest girl on campus. #Echobox=1599635843" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/d…

Rival delivery drivers scrap in Newcastle street chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-eas…

FIRST ONE TO SOLVE MY RIDDLE WILL WIN A BRAND NEW CHUCK TEE SHIRT! ANSWERS BELOW I'll tell yer that!

Here’s a huge question.... does anyone know anything about Blyth? That place in the North-East. Thoughts on the delights of Blyth please...

Tez Ilyas has admitted "unacceptable behaviour" towards women, and been removed from the Live Comedy Association steering group. bit.ly/2BfRWb6

@realrossnoble @JamesMoir10 Why is the cat treat guy clip now unavailable? Have twitter deleted it? @lockdownlarry3 #cattreats

@realrossnoble @JamesMoir10 Is it a spoof? This man wants cat treats. Can you help @DreamiesUK twitter.com/LockdownLarry3… #cattreats

Is like a @seymourmace sketch 😂

We are deeply saddened to hear that the Great WT himself, Willie Thorne, has passed away at the age of 66. It's a great loss to our sport. Our thoughts are with his family at this sad time. RIP Willie bit.ly/3hysKwN

RIP Willie Thorne, 66. Great snooker player & a wonderful character. Sad news.

Going live on JDtv at 1630

Comedian Tim Brooke-Taylor dies at the age of 79 after contracting coronavirus bbc.in/2JX57hR