Jeremy ButtShaker

WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN HULKAMANIA TAKES YOUR MOM OUT & SLOWLY BECOMES YOUR CONTROLLING STEPFATHER!

I know who I am. I know I'm a nice person, you piece of shit

Canada wins the gold in Crying after losing event!

Ask your doctor if EatShitandDie is right for you

I brought the spirit of the Winter Olympics to Walmart when I recreated the Bobsled with a shopping cart in the parking lot

Someone should tell Kid Rock he's not a kid or a rock

Kid Rock looks exactly like a human if a human also looked like an ash tray

The opposite of kid rock is grandpa paper

Good Bunny is also bad

My new hobby is throwing a bunch of spaghetti on the ground and making chicken go nuts

I saw a dude at Publix and I thought he was a werewolf. Turns out it was the lead singer of the Spin Doctors

I imagine if Kid Rock was a transformer, he'd turn into a beer bottle with cigarettes in it

Okay we have good and bad news. The good news is Bad Bunnies can speak but the bad news is you can't understand them

Someone needs to punt the gecko in the next Geico commercial

If i owned an NFL team, every week I would change the name of my team. For example, if my team was playing the Rams this week I would change my team's name to Rams Destroyers

Dang Girl, are you beautiful? Because when I look at your face, I say to myself, "she's beautiful"

@GloomyNarwhal Appreciate your honesty

@iLikeCatShirts I work at wal mart that was me, sorry.

New Walmart slogan: come in for everything you need. Leave quickly because our stores smell like farts!

@BeefcakeDillon Go Rams lol

If the Seahawks win today I’m sending someone a pic of my balls

Please tell your kids to stop asking me if I farted

@buttshaking Thank you buttshaking

@iLikeCatShirts I gotchu

What if I post and absolutely no one sees it? Hi welcome to my TedTalk