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New study finds that Gen Z prefers watching Ausar Thompson over having sex (Per @Yale)

@KevinOConnor Aside from Tobias having been great, the Pistons’ front office explicitly *didn’t* think this roster was good enough to make a run, which is why they *didn’t* bother adding at the deadline. Your take has so many levels of backwards stupidity I almost have to think you’re trolling

What a sequence for Tobias Harris! A brick on a wide open 3 followed seconds later by a floater that barely grazed the rim. I can't believe the Pistons front office looked at this roster and really thought it'd be good enough to make a run.

@GlorySantana999 @BortBartBart @PlayersChoice_ So, you’re saying that you can win a ring with a Thompson twin provided they have great offensive players around them? Or that you can’t? I’m confused

@BortBartBart @PlayersChoice_ Does Amen or his brother have the same type of players around him as green did?

Which Thompson twin is better right now?🤔

:D brb

I have no idea what I just watched.

@BrianPeter61854 @ChimRitchels Fan of all teams here. Larkin, Duren, and Greene all haven’t, in their entire careers, even sniffed the level of success that Jack Campbell just had this past season.

@ChimRitchels Jamo and Campbell over Larkin, Duren, and Greene? Do you watch any Detroit outside of the Lions?

After some thought, I think I would go: 1. Penei Sewell 2. Tarik Skubal 3. Cade Cunningham 4. Amon Ra St. Brown 5. Jahmyr Gibbs 6. Jared Goff 7. Aidan Hutchinson 8. Jameson Williams 9. Kevin McGonigle 10. Jack Campbell Lions are loaded and dominate this list

@GeeOhEnZeeOHHH @ali53now @woodwardsports @DetroitPistons @NBA Getting real lax with the word untouchable. Cade is the only true untouchable. End of list.

@ali53now @woodwardsports @DetroitPistons @NBA Duren and Stewart are both untouchables. Duren is fine. He's learning what it feels like to have a team game plan around him in the playoffs. He would only be a junior in college if he hadnt reclassified, and is still the same guy that cooked KAT last year.

Ausar Thompson… thoughts?

@troychewning @BGB2187 @CalebFC18 @MySportsUpdate @DanMillerFox2 Not in this case. Have you watched Jack Campbell play? He does everything correctly, is consistently the smartest player on the field and manhandles offensive players. I’m not saying he’s the best linebacker in the NFL but I don’t think you can keep him out of the top 5-7

@iLikeCurlsDaily @BGB2187 @CalebFC18 @MySportsUpdate @DanMillerFox2 "OFF BALL" is verbiage for "not good enough" in 95% of cases

The #Lions are declining the fifth-year option on All-Pro LB Jack Campbell, per @DanMillerFox2. The option for Campbell was worth nearly $22M, which no off-ball linebacker currently makes. All linebackers—both OLBs and ILBs—are grouped together for the option formula, creating a unique situation similar to what the #Ravens faced with Tyler Linderbaum as a center. Campbell now is set to be a free agent next year, barring an extension.

@troychewning @BGB2187 @CalebFC18 @MySportsUpdate @DanMillerFox2 He’s the best off ball linebacker but that is far from the best overall linebacker

@BGB2187 @CalebFC18 @MySportsUpdate @DanMillerFox2 He's nowhere close to the best linebacker in football lmao what the fuck

@baragost1996 @ADioumEnjoyer No I’m not. It’s very obviously Oscar Tully talking to someone

@iLikeCurlsDaily @ADioumEnjoyer You keep coming up with different ways to justify this lmao.

@baragost1996 @ADioumEnjoyer How do you know he’s talking to his men? It sounds like a private conversation

@iLikeCurlsDaily @ADioumEnjoyer Why would you rally your men who are about to fight and die for her claim by inciting hatred for said claimant? It's obviously not Oscar and even if it was would still be an idiotic line.

@jiwoongnclaudia @rykerzane @sportswaatcher The entire point of Fire & Blood is that the maesters are biased, they lie and omit things to fit their agenda. Besides, it’s not a book that can be adapted page for page. You need to add things or you’d have no show

@rykerzane @iLikeCurlsDaily @sportswaatcher because it's entirely different, god you stupid bitches: FICTION IS WRITTEN WITH PURPOSE, none of the thesis of george rr martin is in the series as anything but a depraved transplant given to alicent hightower and her trash descendance, read it or stfu forever.

George vindicated once again, as he is always, what the fuck are we doing

@baragost1996 @ADioumEnjoyer Oscar Tully is fighting for Rhaenyra because he wants to honor his grandfather’s oath, not because he loves Targaryens. It’s perfectly reasonable for people on both sides to hate the Targaryens

@ADioumEnjoyer That still doesn't make sense because both sides are fighting to put a Targaryen on the throne.

@ADioumEnjoyer It’s 100% Oscar Tully. People disagreeing with you don’t know how trailers are constructed. There’s nothing wrong with the line, fans just want more to be mad over

@sweetrevxnge From listening to that part over and over, it sounds like Oscar Tully to me. The voice for this line and the one directly after seem like two different people. And I’m pretty sure there’s a riverlands scene on the screen during the voice line

@rykerzane @sportswaatcher You’re absolutely correct. This show isn’t based on a limited third person POV like the main series, Harry Potter or LOTR. It’s based on a spinoff history book. None of the characters are actual characters, so the show has the challenge of giving them all extra stuff to do

@sportswaatcher Serious question…weren’t the books written from the view of the maesters? Are we really to believe there wouldn’t be jealousy between brothers or a facade to maesters to write a certain narrative? I think book purists just enjoy hating to hate

@AngryThunderGuy @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 Just keep getting that resumé out there little bro better days are ahead just keep your head up

@iLikeCurlsDaily @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 Fuck Oklahoma lol. Look at ya ears brother

Name a guy whose midrange jumper was automatic.

@AngryThunderGuy @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 I just saw the minimum wage in Oklahoma is $7.25 damn bud I hope you get some overtime soon

@iLikeCurlsDaily @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ugly & uglier lmfao

@AngryThunderGuy @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 You’re a broken record man did I strike a nerve?

@iLikeCurlsDaily @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 Bro look at her, she’s one ugly ass hoe lmfao. No point of going back and fourth when you got that ugly ass bitch as your profile pic

@AngryThunderGuy @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 Guarantee your grandma is ashamed of you that’s gotta hurt bro

@iLikeCurlsDaily @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 Bro that bitch is so ugly

@AngryThunderGuy @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 What would your ancestors think if they could see you now?

@iLikeCurlsDaily @zayyhd_ @PalmPinstripes @FastbreakHoops5 The nerve of you to put that ugly ass bitch ass your profile picture 😂😂😂