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@Fizzer181 The biggest lie here is surely that Gabby knows what a book is.. 🙄

Mikel Arteta is also an anagram for “I Protected An Accused Serial Rapist And Promoted Him To Women And Kids.”

🎥 This will FOREVER be iconic 👏

@FeedingGoater He's one of the biggest narcissists in football, so the extended attention will be what he's after probably.

I don't get this. It's out everywhere. What's their to hide now?

Enzo Maresca’s first day of training after he takes over from Pep at Manchester City 😆

@WeAre1894 Fucking hell lads, that's original 😂😂😂

Blues at Bournemouth

@OhCheesesChrist @SeatGeek @Stephen290475 This what caused you to get messed you about today?!

"Your tickets are secure, are you f**king sure" ​Despite Manchester United’s assurances that digital NFC tickets are fully secure, a major flaw in the @SeatGeek ticketing platform leaves supporters highly vulnerable to unauthorised access. By knowing a fan's Supporter ID and just their surname or postcode, anyone can unauthorisedly view, download, and use their tickets without the owners knowledge. This has already resulted in legitimate ticket holders being turned away at both home and away matches because their tickets had already been scanned. ​The issue was deliberately kept quiet during the season to minimise disruption, but with the Premier League aiming for fully digital tickets next season, it must be prioritised over the summer. The risk is exacerbated by a club culture where fans have widely shared their Supporter IDs for ticket-forwarding purposes, and instances where Manchester United emails have inadvertently exposed this information. The author urges @SeatGeek and the club to implement a secure, user-led authorizlsation process rather than relying on flawed off-the-shelf solutions. ​To read more click here: open.substack.com/pub/cheesesofn… Please repost, this is important for all clubs now digital ticket is the future, not just #MUFC

Just a coincidence his run passed some Sky News cameras. Hate it when that happens...

"I'll give my all in there"... 😂😂😂😂 Fucking state of them.

@AFC_Gooner_Mark @SkySports You sitting your GCSEs with your son as well?

@FeedingGoater Said this when we were linked with him. Won a World Cup so people forget/ignore the fact he makes a cock up literally every other week.

Is there a more overrated keeper than Martinez? Can't be anyone close Barring our bloke obviously.

@FeedingGoater I was being as generous as I could. There's probably a bigger chance Littler can't complete a half marathon at the drop of a hat.

@iMUFC7 I think it's probably longer. You think littler does a 2.5 hour half with no training? Farah probably does it in about 1 hour. I threw a 4 minute left-handed leg last night. Hit double 10. After about 12 darts at it. Let's assume Farah can operate around that standard

Unless he gets extremely unlucky with Darts Farah wins comfortably. Given Farah showed general talent and application for random games in the Cube. Id imagine Farah would learn a technique reasonably quickly.

I can’t believe anyone thinks Littler wins this… Mo is doing a HM in just over an hour. Littler, at least 2.5-3 hours. Mo just needs to throw darts anywhere at the board, get down to a single digit checkout and hopefully hit it fairly quick It wouldn’t even be a contest

Arsenal have been scoring from fouling keepers all season, and then they get a foul for this. Crazy.

If you finish 2nd and then sign a player for an enormous sum, and don't win a single thing for two years, but in year three you finish 1st having spent over 400mil AFTER that player you signed for the enormous sum, that player has not elevated you to 1st.

These lot have goldfish memories🤣🤣if the goals disallowed for handball VAR goes back to this & gives us a pen + Jones red

Our police kicking murderous terrorists in the head to save lives is a good thing.

@superTekka Same bloke named Gerard as the greatest premier league midfielder of all time last week...

for the first time in a while Jamie Carragher is saying the truth.

Never understood this. Don't put your badge in the middle of the floor directly outside the tunnel where everyone has to walk if you don't want people walking on it!