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no labrinth, rue guest staring in breaking bad, no jules, lexi such an afterthought, cassie, jacob’s heart not in at all, and it’s only episode 1 #Euphoria

Euphoria going from an edgy teen drama to a drug cartel western…? I’m confused #Euphoria

let’s see how it affects my day to watch #euphoria at 7 AM ✨🦄

@numbdumbandfree Absolutely!

If people are mad at Sabrina Carpenter for asking “are you yodeling?!” then y’all would fucking hate me

Ordered her the filet, told em, "Butterfly it, she'll love it." She used to soda and nuggets, she really just out here thuggin

Well #TheMasters week has come to an end. I am holding on strong to my tradition of losing every sports bet that I’ve ever placed. Next stop… The Kentucky Derby. 🐎

Sam Burns opens with a birdie to join the leaders at 11 under par. #themasters

how I feel sports betting on golf

spicy Sophie is back 🌶️

"She brings back an unmistakable relentlessness to the Indiana Fever. She truly is 1-of-1.” same city, same fire 🔥 welcome back to Indy, Sophie Cunningham.

@PeacenChampagne Pre-orders are so annoying

@PeacenChampagne oasis.skylrk.com/products/finge… 🤣

i’m not gonna lie i want a bieberchella shirt 😭

@idntfxckwithyou Right! I can’t imagine being a teacher these days. Basically can’t engage with the children at all, but then also somehow develop some kind of a relationship where they trust you?

@iSasha i was nervous bc he IS a victim but also….she was getting BULLIED lmao and paying for it 😭

kind of hot take we all know that hayley beck teacher groomed her students and he may be a little fucked up from it …reading those texts i think dudes gonna be alright in the long run😭😭

what my brain looks like

asshole of the day because I asked someone to eat half a banana with their waffles 🧇🍌

the Internet tells me that to tame Irish curls I can either curl train or add layers - I will be doing neither!! 👩🏼‍🦱

next person to put sydney sweeney on my tl is getting shot in the leg im so serious