Greg Duescher

@eamonb Did you do the needful?

Use of the word “kindly” is the biggest indicator of a scam.

@RonOglesby Book a hotel, then Air BnB sub let it.

Today I seemed to have violated a concur travel policy rule... I booked a flight w/ a couple of days between dept. and return. And it seems when you dont book a hotel (stay w/ family) it tells me it is going to tell my manager I have broken company travel policy :-)

@eamonb @DoorDash Because they know you want fries with that. 🍟

hey @DoorDash why can't I order wings from my local buffalo wild wings? literally not on the menu. Only option is a wing combo. makes no sense

@crcovill @eamonb Why were you using his computer?

Just scaled up the display on my macbook. start shopping for caskets now

@eamonb IV bleach will do that

This is bait

@packerbacker319 @TOPolk I mean it's a terrible state for more reasons than just the blackout.

@eamonb Press 1 for English

I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SPECIFY YOUR MAGICAL NUMBERS TO GET THE CORRECT TIME

@nprignano Smog. But moving

@eamonb Count the blinks on the board. Probably a no fire lock out.

Furnace wasn’t working so I cycled the breaker. It started up again.

@eamonb I'm confused that you would refer to @NavyJim13 publicly as a friend..

This is a core memory for me. Thanks be to a friend for recently reminding me of it. youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftC…

@nprignano One cloud provider, best I can do.

@eamonb Blocked

> strong language Fuck.

@eamonb @MicrosoftTeams It's like police sirens in songs played on the radio.. Dick move

The @MicrosoftTeams ad on TV plays the same “bing” the app does when meetings start and there oughtta be a law against it

> opens facebook > immediately sees antivax post > closes facebook

@eamonb Boy howdy...

@eamonb good.

FYI

@RonOglesby You can't even see the laser beans of the claymores.

I went Griswold for the wife.

@eamonb I've been saying that to you for years though.

Wow, this is a recruiter first:

Nothing can stop him from w̶o̶r̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ signing his own name with a sharpie in a staged photo. FTFY

So... who’s running the country?