kah kah and wee wiz

seething

@cumcarbonate @tryguys @GuiltyFan that’s what i’m hoping

@i_am_not_frog @tryguys @GuiltyFan they Might just follow to see what he’s up to, but they also might just be One Of Them

someone heavily associated with like the try guys (one of the hosts of guilty pleasures podcasts) follows trump and i have no one to talk to about this @tryguys @GuiltyFan

ADHD medication is literally just ozempic that makes your brain work

imagine if cops had swords 🤺 you’re under arrest i say 🤺 hyyah🤺 take that 🤺

the women think i’m adorable

check in for past me: you’re still tryna beat the being annoying allegations 😔

there are no fucks to reap this harvest i fear

@lwalb13 ah no 😭 can we trap them in a time capsule somehow?

@i_am_not_frog No bc Ari just had her 16th and I'm going crazy

little sister turning 18 tomorrow i’m chillin not a big deal my brain: “you were girls together and now you’re women together”

you, me, and the voices in an orgy?

i think the penjamin is getting to me bc i be forgetting what i’m watching during the ads….

tf they make a vuse alto out of bc i know every one of you knew a mf who’s alto was left in the rain or ran over by a fucking car and still works

the female equivalent to punching a hole is the wall is dramatically removing your carefully applied makeup while weeping in the mirror

me when i’m too scared to take my anxiety medicine me when i get distracted and forget to take my adhd medication

@cumcarbonate giggling and kicking my feet for you rn ☺️

sleep token has no business being as delectable as they are

okay so apparently after you turn 20 you continue to turn more numbers after that and i… i did not think of that..

okay real fucking question for the girls n gays n theys when yall do a “snatched” check in the mirror do you check from the front or do you turn to the side

hm. it smells like after school outside.