woody

@AbramsonFL @nypost Weeeeeeeen

@nypost Read the article people. This guy did nothing and this will almost certainly be thrown out by a judge, if it even gets to that point. Embarrassing that he was arrested.

American Olympic canoeist arrested for allegedly vandalizing Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool trib.al/80rUKbd

Thot daughter or Savanna Banana son???

@chiimaxcampaign Gotcha thanks a ton. So is woodridge going to be a true imax then?

@i_am_sack It’s a bit too long and and complex via just tweet but badically the IMAX at Roosevelt is a retrofitted IMAX that does have the projection capability to do film, nor the adequate screen size for the proper aspect ratio. More here sites.google.com/view/chicagoim…

while we wait for Cinemark Seven Bridges to get their shit together, or if you don’t want to travel to the burbs but still prefer a film experience regardless of the IMAX part:

2019 black midi concert videos give me more fomo than I thought was possible

I hold my weiner like a cigarette when I pee and I’m tired of hiding it fuck you all

@_eliaszx @sbodrojan Glad someone said it

the third hottest thing is clown makeup

brandon mcepstein they're going to neuter you

@chi_urbanist @onionweigher

Wells/Hubbard

But would’ve left @_fa8io thinking there was still much to be desired

Just took a shit that would’ve had Freddie Mercury using the safe word

Taking a Skyrizi must feel sooooo good if you have moderate - severe plaque psoriasis

@campbellcallam @Castellani2014 Shut up Joe

@Castellani2014 Riley got hosed on that AB

That’s one

Guess who I am

@Twins Good job Joe

Everyone tell Joe good job in his All Star Game debut!

@real1woody Youre not woody I am woody

There’s a 19 year old dude somewhere ab to get an apartment with a girl that’s bout to fuck his life up for the whole lease💔

Toby

Always

fuck micheal klemm