Ibrahim MB

Aboniki on this one! Sigh...

“You’re not an artist, you can’t sing” I did it anyway

@whitenigerian @i_mussb Na why them hate us be this.

@InevitableGenie @whitenigerian Na our fault say na follow come? Nawa ooo.

So apparently Nigerian’s have a special gene that makes us happy. I didn’t know that 😱

You can be whatever the Hell you want to be. Remember that.

Nigerians have to work hard to be able to repay it. When you dey borrow am, e touch Nigerians?

Lmafooo. What's going on here?

@InevitableGenie @Cr7Godbrand Goodluck to the looped.

@Cr7Godbrand @i_mussb

I listened to a stripper who was asked how she would be able to find a husband when she is done stripping. She said it’s simple: 'I’ll find a nerdy guy or the average-looking guy who never thought in a million years he would have a shot at me because I am way out of his league and give him a chance.' That’s when it dawned on me why women aren’t ashamed anymore to be whores. They already know the men to look for when they retire. This is why women do not like good-looking, confident men because they know deep down they have no control over him, and he has options. So, they'll go for the weaker men who will not question her, argue with her, or challenge her, but just cater to her needs. Women always want leverage. The more leverage they have in a relationship and marriage, the less effort and work they will have to put in to make it work. With a man who’s highly desirable and confident, they have no leverage. They’ll also have the pressure to perform (i.e., bring something more than their looks), and that is too difficult. It's much easier to just date a beta, have leverage, and not be expected to perform. They will say I am lying, but every day I see attractive women walking around with nerdy-looking men, with the man trailing behind them like a lost puppy dog. There is a popular phrase 'marry the nerd.' They know the nerdy guys don’t get women. This is why women attack masculinity by calling it toxic. They need all men to become simps and betas.

Woow, I am today year(s) old when I knew this.

Yes, we can't wait.

@imvelor Serious one, my bro.

@i_mussb On the loop.

People just be speaking English and be operating in the "THEFT" loop. We won't be saying all this if BTC had no value. Jati jati.

You cannot take my "Ayebabayeeeh" from me please.

Or I didn't play this game well? How do you shoot fireballs while holding things?

Mehhhnnn... You'll just know economy is not economy-ing when men them dey "foja", lmao.

Lmfaoooooo. Now, this is the height of... if there's a word for beyond RETARDED.

@imvelor Lool. It's the "Average Frustrated Chump" for me.

There’s nothing worse than being a rich simp. Nothing worse than being an Average frustrated chump who can’t get laid despite all his money.

Who be this one?