719dihh

when me n bro havin a swamp off then the torta shows up and blows our shi #smoove off

when my final exam is on periods so i genuinely start bleeding #beabadoobee #clairo

haven’t frat flicked in a hot minute… bondi, get ready 😈

i hope jake laravia gets deported

When chopped shyt ask me what my last meal is and I genuinely ask “would u consider yourself a meal?” #bondibrown #zetapink #zayawade

when i’m at bondi with my gf of 3 years then i see my bondi gf of last week so now idk if i should roofie both of them or blow my shi smoove off

“men and women should have equal rights” when was the last time you saw a woman put it all on black

when bro mentions bad bunny but ion see judy hopps anywhere

“she’s the one” “oh where did you meet her” “bondi” 🥀🪫

“my socks aren’t going anywhere” you really can’t ask a girl to remove her feet shields nomo 🥀

when she kiss me with lip gloss on so now we lowk both bad bitties

just called shawtie pretty and she deaduzz said “airball” 🥀

@martaleimane & @GiannaSmith03 trusted me w they drinks cuz im so uglyyyy #fuh #clairo #beabadoobee

gangstas in england be like “hand over your belongings at once” like im not boutta rub one out on they face then #bounce

tying my durag backwards and letting the back hang down so bro has to unveil me 🔥💯

when my high school crush reject me in front of the entire class so now i genuinely have to go back to teaching and only cracking my chopped ahh wife (43)

always remember you’re one snapchat quick add away from finding the love of your life

Bro adult life is cool cuz u can still watch the bob and crack freshies on the weekends without worrying ab homework due but u don’t see as many yams as befor

#ramband in april 2026 🥀

when i put my dih in blind fine shyt hand n she start talmbout sum “aww pinky promise”