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Chocolate Bunny
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Chocolate Bunny
@i_pariz
I’ve discovered how we can get world peace.
Katılım Kasım 2013
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The founder of Boko Haram, Mohammed Yusuf was a product of Almajiri system. In fact, he started the recruitment of his members from the impoverished Almajiri students. He specifically absorbed large numbers of Almajirai students and rural migrants who had flooded Maiduguri due to regional desertification and economic collapse, offering them a sense of community and survival.
Do you want me to continue? 🤣🤣
Mazi Labaran Dawa@LabaranDawa
I am a critic of Almajiri system, however, we must get our facts straight. Facts over emotions. I challenge you to name one bandit leader who was a former ‘almajiri’ and name his teacher/malam! I beg you not to run away, give us an answer!
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@eobilo @betaservio It’s been ages but I recall a professor adigun that was kidnapped
Is he okay now?
Did he get his freedom? I tried to keep up but I heard nothing about it after you posted it
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@i_pariz @PeterROCK_ @iam_olubori Confidently loud and stewpid ...chocolate bumbum abi wetin you dey call yourself again, leave here now...I don't engage ddullards more than once ...
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Has nothing to do with money.
It’s the quality of the man’s sperm
Duke of Africa@Allezamani
Pregnancy. Vs. Belle
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@i_pariz @screengrabbist @PeterROCK_ @iam_olubori You’re just loud and wrong
Do your research or make google your friend
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@AfricaFactsZone We watched to show to tell you that without us you are nothing and the earlier you realize it and leave us the fuck alone then you will have peace
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South African series, The Polygamist is trended at number 1 on both Netflix Nigeria and Netflix South Africa.
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@SchoolsinNaija @general_ec @AfricaFactsZone Now you see how stupid you look trying to reason with earthworms
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@general_ec @AfricaFactsZone We have a choice. We can decide to be stupid and live in denial like some few South Africans all in the name of conservatism, vigilantism and nationalism.
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@oluchigabs @Steadi_lady @JideWestwood Never!!! I literally skip every song I semi-liked. I see or hear anything remotely SA, next!!!
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@Steadi_lady @JideWestwood You can never catch me watching their movies. don’t even find it interesting to begin with
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I’m so happy they’re mocking you Nigerians in the comments!
You people are too shameless and stand for nothing, it’s extremely disgusting!
Africa Facts Zone@AfricaFactsZone
South African series, The Polygamist is trended at number 1 on both Netflix Nigeria and Netflix South Africa.
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You people don’t know women do fraud.
Yall just attribute everything to man man man
Dark Choco 🍫🍫@iam_immalove
Don’t envy these Lagos big girls and their luxury lifestyle. Na married men Dey fund most of them
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Chocolate Bunny retweetledi
46 children are still missing. FORTY SIX.
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO CELEBRATE ANY CHILDREN'S DAY.
WE JUST CAN'T.
LOOK AT THE AGES OF THE CHILDREN.
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo
Children's day is in 2 days. I ask of you: Join me in bullying every single brand that intends to put out children's day celebratory posts. There are children currently in captivity for the past 10 days - tiring out day and night. We can't afford to celebrate children's day.
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@sekouumusic @bts_bighit You!!! I absolutely love your music. I know for a fact that for every 1m streams you get, 500 were from me ❤️
Can’t wait for you to become the mega star you are.
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Jimin used my song on his post so it’s only right I introduce myself HI IM SEKOU and this song is called Catching bodies 🥲❤️ @bts_bighit
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Chocolate Bunny retweetledi
You are asking the right question. As someone who has tracked, ambushed, and fought these b@st@rds across multiple theatres, let me break it down for you.
First, you are correct: they rarely use buses or trailers. Bikes are their trademark fast, agile, and able to disappear into bush paths that vehicles cannot follow. So how do they move 50–100 people?
They do not move them all at once.
Here is their modus operandi:
After a mass abduction, they split the victims into small groups sometimes 5–10 persons per group. Each group is handed over to a different cell of cr*m!nals, often operating in different forest camps. Some victims are moved at night, others during the day using routes that have no military or police presence.
The kidnappers do not need a bus. They need time, darkness, and local collaborators who provide safe passage.
Second, why no immediate interception?
Because the security forces are often alerted hours after the abduction has occurred. In the case of the Oyo school abduction, the attack happened in the early hours. By the time local vigilantes and police mobilised, the criminals had already split the victims and disappeared into forest corridors that span multiple local government areas and SOMETIMES multiple states.
Third, the missing piece: local intelligence failure.
In many of these mass abductions, the kidnappers had prior intelligence on security patrol schedules, escape routes, and even which forest paths are not monitored. That means collaborators inside the community or people who saw the criminals preparing but said nothing.
You cannot intercept what you do not know is happening.
Foundational Nupe Lawyer@egi_nupe
Something about terrorists and bandits kidnapping a group of people doesn’t add up for me. I’ve never seen them loading people in a bus or trailer and they are mostly on bikes. So how do they get to kidnap a group of 50-100 people at once without anybody alerting the government or security agency intercepting them immediately? I have been trying to process this operation and it’s turning my head upside down
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@screengrabbist @PeterROCK_ @iam_olubori Because you and your grandmother don’t read and still live in the stone ages. It’s information out in the open.
The quality of sperm determines how easy the pregnancy will be.
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@PeterROCK_ @iam_olubori @DeevaOfficial Tueh ..even my great grandmother won't fall for this nonsense ...na rock full your head?
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Chocolate Bunny retweetledi
i feel like davido when he went to the grammys to help the arrange the chair
k*💋(love island commentary)@kismateeeth
omw to see olandria
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That is why we all have different cultures.
Everything you described about their weddings sounded nice to me in theory but boring in imagination.
That’s why our outfits are colorful, vibrant and dramatic (it tells tales sometimes) and their outfits look... very South Korean
Èyítànwá (토이바) 🇳🇬🇰🇷@mus_toyy
Koreans are always shocked when I explain Nigerian weddings. I can vividly remember how shocked I was too after attending my first Korean wedding. Because what do you mean by there’s no after party??? Trying to describe a Nigerian wedding to a Korean is so funny because Korean weddings are usually much shorter, quieter, and more structured. Many Korean weddings also happen in wedding halls but multiple couples are literally getting married in different halls of the same building on the same day. The ceremony can finish in about an hour, people greet the couple, eat buffet food, take pictures, and leave respectfully. Then I start explaining Nigerian weddings 😫 I tell them Nigerian weddings can last almost the entire day. Hundreds of people show up, sometimes even people the couple themselves may not fully know. There’s loud music, dancing, coordinated asoebi outfits everywhere, spraying money, multiple outfit changes, endless food, and enough energy to power an entire neighborhood. Koreans usually pause for a few seconds like, “…that sounds intense.” And honestly? Where’s the lie? 😭
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Chocolate Bunny retweetledi
I’ve spent the past couple of weeks building Looters: a public archive of Nigerian political corruption since the 1990s.
Governors, ministers, shell companies, Swiss accounts, the Jersey trusts, — one searchable graph.
You too can connect the dots: 1000reasons.vote/looters
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Chocolate Bunny retweetledi
Professor is Kidnapped After Analysing Insecurity on Radio
Featuring:
Prof Adigun Agabaje of the Department of Political Science, University of Ibadan
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@iam_immalove Every single person following except their immediate circle are peak fools.
Creepy ones at that.
When do you find the time to press follow on a baby’s social media page?
Very ewww behavior.
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@iksly2 And you just had to expose it, soon we’ll hear we’ve been banned from signing up to some platform or the other because you people cannot resist the urge to Cho Cho Cho and protect secrets that help people put food on the table
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Mercor doesn't work for Nigerians
A lot of Nigerians working with these AI companies are collaborating with their friends in the U.S. using TeamViewer
Oyinda@Oyinda_x_
Lmaoo I thought you people were lying about these AI gigs 😭😭 Randomly found myself one of those platforms and got $500 for 4hrs of work wtf 😂
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And she has the full set!!! A proper wealthy baddie😭.
Big Thank you to the spirit of Madam Stella Obasanjo and Miriam Babangida . We deserve the actual Nigerian women representation; bad to the bone !!
Depegan of Lagos 🇳🇬🇺🇸@Mautiin01
What does Peter Obi’s do for a living for her to be able to afford all of this things. Her husband has one shoe and two black 2piece cloths. Anambra wealth ?? Who knows
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Don’t you all just sit in front of computers these days? One would think all men are genghis or something
Pamela@PamelaBies
This is the primal sting. Men are conquerors by nature. Wired to extend their blood, name, and legacy. A son carries the empire forward. A daughter gets claimed and breeds for another man's bloodline. It's raw male instinct.
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