Mo. Rayne

I’m done supporting English clubs in European finals now on Saturday I’ll be the biggest PSG supporter the world has ever seen.

me and my popsy chat no pass make e dey send me opay receipt and make i dey talk thank you sir

the Father-Son relationship really needs to be studied. At first there's rivalry, then there's distance, then there's that fear of disappointing him, and then when you grow up you realize that he wanted the best for you, in his own way, but he was the only man who wanted to see you succeed, and also the only man you were always afraid of disappointing. That's the essence of the average father-son relationship...

middle school was lowkey fun asf i was ugIy as hell tho

He just didnt expect us to go that dumb

man dey depress dey go, them feel say man dey nonchalant.

bnxn btw, he good pass justin bieber.

Whatever the dog saw at night and barked, the sheep also saw it and decided to keep quiet.

I will wear Agbada anywhere in this World and there’s nothing anyone can say to make me feel less of myself. I wore Aso Oke to Rams Park in Istanbul and all the people from the stadium’s entrance stared in astonishment. I got compliments from the lots of them even as they struggle to speak proper English but you can tell by the expressions on their faces. Some asked for a picture together before, during and even after the match. Will I do it again? Absolutely YES. You can let a racist clown you about your own traditional attire. We are proud to wear our culture anywhere in the World and there is nothing you can do to shake the regalia of a Yoruba man in his full Agbada attire.

there's an elephant in the room but the door is normal size.... ah, so he's been in here since he was a baby? oh okay so thats why nobody talks about it. right right makes sense. thanks. i'm sure you get that question a lot lol

Someone called you guys “poopy skinned people” and you’re a laughing with him because he’s insulting someone you don’t like. 😭

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.

This was last year in Southern Niger, near Nigeria's border. These "Islamic Jihadists" have diesel generators, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cash, and Starlink terminals. Every kb of data sent on a Starlink network is traceable and identifiable, and Starlink itself is a US military project. So please explain where semi-literate, "Caliphate-seeking Jihadists" obtained and learned how to use all this equipment; and how they coordinate their operation using internet terminals controlled by the US military, which somehow never shut them down and allowed them keep running even though they definitely knew what they were being used for! And you're supposed to believe that this is some sort of organic religious movement that somehow took some of the world's poorest people in some desolate part of the Sahel - people who cook with firewood and dry cow dung, and who have never handled N15,000 before in their lives - and magically earned them the $40,000 minimum you need to buy the equipment in these pictures; then they somehow learned how to use all these things that they had never seen before by reepating "Allahu Akbar!" 3 times while turning in a circle. At some point you have to look at the material facts of the matter, then look at yourself in a mirror and answer the question, "Am I an absolute dickhead? Am I really this stupid?"

If i click on “read more” and it covers my whole screen, i don’t care how interesting it is, I’m scrolling away. I’m a patient guy but not that patient.

Person wey no sabi solve mathematics wan convince me say moon landing no really happen.

i be on dnd in real life too

the audacity money gives you is disgusting & i want it.

You can't logically reason your way out of depression

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

it will pass. it will pass. it will pass. it will pass.