Iain Hendry

@tarmogal +3/+3? For ONE mana???

last night at prerelease someone a couple of tables away played a card and their opponent went “what the FUCK, this is what magic’s become???” before scooping which i think is an objectively funny thing to say at foundations prerelease

@Papapishu hemingway went crazy on this one

here's someone who's taken as much grief from as many sides as anybody and just won again because she's ideologically consistent and her voters know exactly who she is

rude. plus they spelled my name wrong. plus I didn’t even release any albums this year. all around uncalled for

@DeathsSunrise @TBSkyen yeah I’m just surprised by the kneejerk reaction people are having since my kneejerk reaction went in a different direction

@iainahendry @TBSkyen I think at this point it’s gonna be near impossible to make a champ and not have it at least feel like another champs look to someone.

@Yolodrigo drat! another of my schemes has been rumbled by the solver

@iainahendry what the fuck is a profulgent or telecuse. is this just a vɑːz VS veɪs question

Which "a" sound do you say in the word "vase"?

@ClickHole Please consider numpad notation John Lithgow

John Lithgow said WHAT?!

@formbextron Och!! Where are ye goin??

booked my plane tix for holiday home visit! 800 dollars later 🫠 excited to experience some proper weather for a bit (and visit scotland!! i'm gonna eat so much tablet!!)

@HazelMonforton it’s so extra true that there’s not enough music about men’s feelings. absolutely for sure dude

@ScrubQuotesX very true that a grappler without the grabs wouldn't be very good... much to think about

every king player deserves to get pluged

bro are you ok? you ended your acoustic singer-songwriter album with the creaking sound of getting up from your chair, putting down your guitar, and walking away

there’s a gajillion more obvious ones (wow, cs1.6, bg3) but these were some of my earliest “i’m gonna play this forever” games

Games I’ve played for over 100 hours

I spatchcocked my chicken backwards lads...

Yell “pobody’s nerfect!” and then cry

@Yolodrigo @ZachPrell What if you were nice to Zach for the month of October. That would be so spooky

@ZachPrell Not possible for one such as you

I know my ass is cooked when I go to bed at 10pm and sleep a whole 8 hours.

@coolestcroc quora is the fuckin best

@coolestcroc This ex-car wash employee on Quora disagrees. Proof: this fanart

flirting is easy, guys