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Ben Scurria

@iamBeniam

Co-founder of @unioncomedy Sometimes I think things are funny and I write them here.

Somerville, MA Katılım Mart 2009
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death angel@angel_0f_deathx·
i got blocked for this so i know he saw it 💀
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Hanif Abdurraqib@NifMuhammad·
walked by two people talking & heard a brief clip of a conversation, one of them saying "don't hand me a thin straw when you know it's a thick drink" & I thought yes, absolutely, and also what a saying. Can truly extend that metaphor into several life conflicts & complications
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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: Nevada Rangers has rammed their truck through climate protesters as they attempted to shut down the Burning Man Arts and Music Festival 📌#Blackrock | #Nevada 
Climate activists attempted to halt a significant music and arts festival known as Burning Man, which is held in Black Rock City, Nevada. These activists demanded the festival to ban the usage of private jets and single-use plastics, along with addressing various other environmental issues. These Climate activists caused miles long standstill traffic Later Nevada rangers arrived on the scene and drove directly into a blockade set up by climate protestors on the road to Burning Man. An officer pulled a gun out, tackling a protestor multiple arrests have been made. Video by @ScooterCasterNY
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Ben Scurria@iamBeniam·
@311Somerville Yes, the garbage can would be very helpful too. Already a real lock of garbage cans in the area
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311 Somerville
311 Somerville@311Somerville·
@iamBeniam Hi Ben, Somerville Junction park is officially closed for construction. The park will be under construction, and closed from now until Summer of 2024.
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Ben Scurria@iamBeniam·
Hey @311Somerville, any chance we can move the fencing at Junction Park to free up the water station? I know my dog (and many others) rely on that water. No reason the fence can’t be a foot farther in.
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Ben Scurria@iamBeniam·
@311Somerville Yes, I know this to be the case. Still hoping the gate could be moved a foot so access to water could be reached. A whole year without water is a lot when it could be remedied very easily
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Historic Vids
Historic Vids@historyinmemes·
Frida Kahlo takes a family photo, wearing a 3-piece suit and holding a cane, 1924. Nearly 30 years later, in 1953, she writes a letter to Diego Rivera as she awaits surgery to amputate one of her legs. "I'm writing this letter from a hospital room before I am admitted into the operating theatre. They want me to hurry, but I am determined to finish writing first, as I don't want to leave anything unfinished. Especially now that I know what they are up to. They want to hurt my pride by cutting a leg off. When they told me it would be necessary to amputate, the news didn't affect me the way everybody expected. No, I was already a maimed woman when I lost you, again, for the umpteenth time maybe, and still I survived. I am not afraid of pain, and you know it. It is almost inherent to my being, although I confess that I suffered, and a great deal, when you cheated on me, every time you did it, not just with my sister but with so many other women. How did they let themselves be fooled by you? …Let's not fool ourselves, Diego, I gave you everything that is humanly possible to offer, and we both know that. But still, how the hell do you manage to seduce so many women when you're such an ugly son of a bitch? The reason why I'm writing is not to accuse you of anything more than we've already accused each other of in this and however many more bloody lives. It's because I'm having a leg cut off (damned thing, it got what it wanted in the end). I told you I've counted myself as incomplete for a long time, but why the fuck does everybody else need to know about it too? Now my fragmentation will be obvious for everyone to see, for you to see... That's why I'm telling you before you hear it on the grapevine... …I'm writing to let you know I'm releasing you, I'm amputating you. Be happy and never seek me again. I don't want to hear from you, I don't want you to hear from me. If there is anything I'd enjoy before I die, it'd be not having to see your fucking horrible bastard face wandering around my garden. That is all, I can now go to be chopped up in peace. Goodbye from somebody who is crazy and vehemently in love with you, Your Frida"
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Ben Scurria@iamBeniam·
@Morbidful Nothing morbid about this knowledge. King shit, that.
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Morbid Knowledge
Morbid Knowledge@MorbidKnowledge·
In September, 2010, when Bishnu Shrestha was returning home after serving in the Indian Army, 40 armed bandits boarded the train he was on & started looting the passengers. He allowed the bandits to rob him at gunpoint. However, the bandits soon began to mess with a girl in front of her parents, who were watching helplessly, he couldn't sit down any longer. Shrestha lost it. He took out his knife and fought the entire group of bandits, killing 3 and injuring 8 others. The rest of the bandits fled after watching him in action.
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Sam Winkler
Sam Winkler@ThatSamWinkler·
I legitimately think Glenn Howerton as Dennis has the highest ratio of greatness in performance to length of broadcast run. How is he achieving this in season *16*.
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Ben Scurria@iamBeniam·
Talk To Me is the best horror movie I’ve seen in a long time, and a top three film of the year for me. Disturbing, disgusting, and just f’ed up in all the right ways. If you’re a horror fan, see this now!
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paul@paulswhtn·
Joining the crowd in raving about Sophie Wilde in Talk to Me. So, so good
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Kal 🩸
Kal 🩸@thefinalenby·
I still cannot get over fucking #TalkToMe. I am literally still sitting here processing everything. This is my new hyperfixation and I literally am so excited for more people to watch something so original and refreshing within the horror genre. This is horror movies year!!!
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John
John@John07842937·
@PezRadar I thought the notes were supposed to be released today on the second. What happened?
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Adam Fletcher@PezRadar·
Patch notes for 1.1.1 hit tomorrow morning (California time) Reminder: Patch 1.1.1 releases on all platforms on August 8th And so forth. #DiabloIV
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