Emmanuel Kufre
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Emmanuel Kufre
@iamConstM
software engineer. 🎾. building @BlinkDefiHq Be part of the global market and https://t.co/CK1kdXixmt . problem solver
Earth Katılım Nisan 2020
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@440UrPp Current adaptations are too terrible for baki to be done 😂
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They need to start working on Baki movie with this crew ASAP.
Best Movie Moments 🍿@BestMovieMom
Everything Everywhere All at Once really delivered with this scene.
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@DocumentingBTC A hash was just a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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What started a few months ago as a simple idea is now coming all together 🚀.
@osguildHQ is focused on helping people get into free and open-source software the right way, with discipline, real contributions, and long-term thinking especially within the #Bitcoin ecosystem.
Over the past weeks, I’ve been connecting with experienced contributors to strengthen how we build and contribute in this AI era. In the coming days, we’ll be hosting sessions with experts to guide anyone interested in open source and the opportunities it offers.
If you’re serious about learning, contributing, and growing in open source, this is for you.
Join the guild: osguild.dev

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@AdewaleYusuf_ With the exception of "data sellers" of course
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@chinedu_10 God abeg🥹 you actually read a LinkedIn tech post 🤣
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This is what I can’t stand about LinkedIn.
Dude wrote a whole TED Talk because he had to multiply a number by 100.
That’s the entire post.
Paystack charges in kobo. You multiply by 100. It’s literally in the documentation. You can’t miss it.
But no. Instead of spending 30 seconds reading the docs, he turned it into an existential crisis about the state of modern software. “Why should something this simple become this technical?” It didn’t, bro. You just didn’t read the docs.
Then he switches to KoraPay and suddenly it’s a revelation. “The difference was immediate.” Yeah, bro, the difference was that you actually read the second API’s documentation this time 😂😂
KoraPay is a solid platform, nothing against them, but using “I confused myself with basic arithmetic” as the foundation for a public platform comparison is crazy.
And the grand finale: he ties the whole thing to “the AI era,” the future of software, clarity, usability, the soul of technology.
Bro, you built a payment form on Bubble.io. You’re dragging and dropping components. Which is absolutely fine, no shame in that at all.
But don’t write a manifesto about the future of engineering like you just shipped a distributed payments engine from scratch.
Every sentence in that post gets its own paragraph like he’s narrating a funeral. The dramatic pauses. The buildup. The “Here’s what happened.”
Bro, what happened is you didn’t read the docs. That’s the whole story.
LinkedIn is genuinely a very funny place😂😂😂


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@cyberomin @Babajiide The morale of the short story for the "that's you gang"... keep ya stream of income ooo... better still get a bigger stream
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@Babajiide 2 years rent at N30M. A new car say another N30M and monthly running cost of say N2M and everything goes to the wind.
My brother in Christ, keep that job.
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Lmao 😂 you want to quit for 100m ?
You most likely will be back on the job market max 2 years because you don’t even know how to grow the money, your lifestyle has creeped up and the money was a one off
Brownsontalks Socials | Social media manager@daviebrowns
You're a 9-5 worker, you just won 100M, do you continue the work or quit?
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@geniusyinka Funny thing about this paper is that there's 3 observation... mf just picked 1 of em only... but still all hope is not lost
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"laziness, impatientence, hubris"
look it up
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta
live a life of laziness, but be able to go extremely hard when the time demands it live like a lion
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@gkbalogs Problem with thinking well is that, after the thinking it logically will make no sense to start... na when you use naivety start you go later think then decide🤣
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Think am well before starting oo.
Guillermo Rauch@rauchg
Entrepreneurship is more about stamina than it is about genius
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@timxdesign Sometimes people forget 2 truths can coexist ... but still money being the excuse is laughable 🤣... so if dangote wears draws and slaps on singlet like attire to an event... then it's fine if he's rich?? We're definitely ngmi as a people
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An affiliate expert who has made over 500 Million Naira in affiliate marketing, but you concern is her dressing?
Pleaseeeee
TimX | Million-Dollar UX Design 🚀@timxdesign
My favorite speaker at @themainstack Conference ✨ @passiveincomeanna
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In my latest piece for @ForbesCrypto, I go through Nigeria’s new tax laws and its implications for Bitcoin and Stablecoin holders and VASPs in 2026 🔥📌
forbes.com/sites/digital-…
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@200OKDeveloper Broo... it was a thing of it own back then😂... people legit spent hours learning that skill
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@iamConstM Drag and drop, WYIWG 😂, no more frontend or backend, full stack all the way
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@LudovicGuenet What could go wrong will go wrong... but fear not... you have a huge community behind you
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