Ehimen
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Ehimen
@iam_bizzyB
Multi-Chain crypto Degen | BSc Geophysics |crypto since 18’ | Manchester United| MSc IT project management.
England, United Kingdom Katılım Eylül 2013
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Chat: what stops this team from winning the treble next season
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"I think Ronaldo's head hits the pillow and he thinks, I wish I was as good as Messi!"
Joe Cole explaining the mentality of elite level footballers in our latest Breakdown episode 🧠
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She only got you flowers and booked you a spa date on Valentine’s Day with zero credit alert?
Leave her ass. She doesn’t love you.
If she really loves you she will do better.
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I learned this trick from a famous Japanese chef!
Ingredients👇
- eggs: 3 pc
OVER STEAM BATH: 3 MIN
- garlic: 10 g (0.4 oz)
- toast bread: 8 slices
- dried chili pepper: 7 g (0.2 oz)
- salt: 1 g (0.0 oz)
- parsley: 10 g (0.4 oz)
- lemon: 1 pc
- Sauce
- soy sauce: 40 ml (1.4 fl oz)
- bsesame oil: 40 ml (1.4 fl oz)
- black pepper: 1 g (0.0 oz)
- salt: 2 g (0.1 oz)
- honey: 20 g (0.7 oz)
- sesame seeds: 2 g (0.1 oz)
Additionally
- butter: 200 g (7.1 oz)
- parsley: 20 g (0.7 oz)
- garlic: 20 g (0.7 oz)
- parmesan: 30 g (1.1 oz)
- cherry tomatoes: 150 g (5.3 oz)
- black pepper: 1 g (0.0 oz)
- garlic: 1 clove
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@the_beardedsina Make sure you scrub your sac of your balls delicately with iron sponge
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Men: Penis health is everything.
Drop some of your Penis health tips.
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Michael Carrick’s game management isn’t all that.
He should’ve taken off Casemiro and Amad Diallo right after Manchester United scored the first goal.
Instead, he subbed Bryan Mbeumo who was actually a threat and kept Mason Mount on the bench until 90+ minutes.
You could even see Bruno Fernandes telling him to make changes, but nothing.
No matter what, go all out for Luis Enrique at the end of the season.
Take us to the Champions League and go we’ll appreciate you for everything.
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@UTDFondre U don’t have sense!!!!!
Are they not our players?
So y remove them?
Sick fan 0 sense
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@aproko_doctor @Itz_SmartAngel DNA genotype test. I see what you did there doc 🤣
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Biologically, AA + AA = AA. Your mother gives one letter, your father gives one letter. If they are both AA, they only have A to give.
So if you're AS, it’s either the lab that did the test for your parents made a very big mistake (which happens), OR the lab that did your test also made a big mistake.
Take your parents to a highly reputable lab and retest everybody first. Specifically ask for an HPLC test or a DNA genotype test. They are far more accurate.
Cindy☘️@Indemosyd
My Dad is AA and my Mom is also AA but I’m AS. Can someone make this make sense to me, please.
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Chelsea sacks manager
Man United sacks manager
Chelsea beats Brentford 2-0
Man United beats Man City 2-0
Chelsea beats Crystal Palace 3-1
Man United beats Arsenal 3-2
Chelsea beats West Ham 3-2 [late winer]
United beat Fulham 3-2 [late winner]
Chelsea beat Wolves 3-1
United beat Tottenham 2-0
Chelsea Draw 2-2 with Leeds tonight
United Draw 1-1 with West Ham tonight
United beat Arsenal at the Emirates
Chelsea:
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When most clubs find themselves nine points behind in December, they have to actually coach their way out of it. They have to look at their current squad, change the tactics and maybe hope an academy kid or two steps up. Pep just treats the Premier League like a vending machine.
Buying Guehi and Semenyo mid-season isn't "tactical genius"—it’s just proof that citeh fix every problem with a checkbook.
Calling this "strengthening every department" is a polite way of saying they’re essentially buying up the league's remaining talent to ensure nobody else can.
Financial bullying 101.
Oluwakayode🇨🇦@Khaytweets
When people call Pep Guardiola a perfectionist, I honestly think that still undersells him. By December 2025, Manchester City were trailing Arsenal F.C. by about nine points. Many managers would have accepted the gap and focused only on damage control. Pep, instead, acted decisively. He convinced the City board to secure the signings of Marc Guehi and Antoine Semenyo, who at the time were arguably two of the standout performers in the league. With those additions, City strengthened every department of the squad. The depth, balance, and quality have noticeably improved, putting them in a stronger position to challenge not only for the Premier League title but also for the UEFA Champions League.
La Mirada, CA 🇺🇸 English
When she said “stop raping women”, everyone flowed with her.
When she added “rapists should be castrated”, that was apt. We agreed.
The problem started when she said STFU” to someone asking about false rape accusers which is on the same spectrum as rape.
It grew when she said she can never talk about false accusers like it’s not criminal enough.
No meltdown until this happened. Let’s not rewrite what happened 5 days ago. It’s not even up to a year.
Bola Montana@thebolamontana
You guys won’t believe all the madness started because Simi said ‘stop raping women’
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🗣️ Gareth Bale: "If it weren't for injuries, my name would be in the same debate as Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi."
"In Real Madrid training sessions, I was the best free-kick taker, the best finisher, but Cristiano preferred to take the free-kicks and all set-pieces except for corners. But in training, I always had a higher free-kick scoring percentage than him."
"Against Liverpool in the final, I scored a sensational goal, but no one wants to admit it was the best goal in Champions League history just because my name is Gareth Bale."
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Nicky Butt’s response to Lisandro Martinez’s comments about him following the Manchester derby…
[@goodbadftblpod]
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