Jonathan Fletcher

@GuzKhanOfficial All good Guz. Got my health (ISH) got my family and off to see the basketball semi final tomorrow! My little boy is hyped. Peace and love.

Everyday is headache and fighting on this app, so let’s be nice. How is everyone doing? You lot sound yeah? Hope you’re doing well…

Apparently this was left in my porch... It was also upsidedown despite being marked fragile with arrows showing the correct direction @Beer52HQ have you fallen out with your delivery company?

@Utdcen Young scotty

Which Manchester United player made this jersey memorable 👇

@Utdcen Thought of Carrick before I even noticed his face was covered!

Guess the mystery Manchester United player in this lineup 👇

@ick_real Samosa

what tastes good both hot & cold?? there is nothing 🫩

@MartinSLewis I don't have a physical wallet but I do still have a family ticket for the Lappa Valley miniature steam railway in my digital wallet!

TELL US: What’s the oldest or weirdest thing you have in your purse or wallet? Or do you not ever carry a purse or wallet just digital wallet instead? Please reply and my podcast producer Matt will collate, and do like your favourite/the most interesting responses too :)

@mattforde I hope you got my message at the Birmingham glee club with the Worcester sauce crisps!

So much about social media deeply concerns me but there are still huge positives to it. The love and care I’ve felt on here throughout my health problems has been huge. If you’ve messaged me these last few years, thank you so much. Every positive message has really helped.

@mattforde Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a good way to pass the time

Last time I was in hospital, I binged Curb Your Enthusiasm. Then during my recovery I binged The Office (US). This time I’ve started on 30 Rock so that I can binge it during my recovery. I’m tearing through it too fast. What other modern American comedy series are there?

@TRobinsonNewEra @GhorbaniiNiyak *twelfth

@trussliz Oh the country would be so much better if they let you run it ....... 🥬

Horrific the way that the interests of illegal migrants are being put ahead of the safety of girls in Epping. This appalling anti-British Government have to be booted out and their Human Rights Act repealed. We need a proper Lord Chancellor again with the powers to appoint judges. No more of this Blairite Human Rights Blob.

@GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards @RestIsFootball Have Manchester United gone down the same path of wasteful spending or will it finally work out this season?

Hi all, we’re looking for questions for @alanshearer @MicahRichards and yours truly for our next @RestIsFootball episode. Just reply to this post with your question. Cheers 🙌🏻

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@NoContextBrits Shit off you hairy dogs cock

Beaten by Spurs, 16th in the table and Liverpool are Champions. Man Utd fans, RT this post for a chance to escape any mention of football this weekend. Prize includes: - All expenses paid trip to remote Faroe Islands - Accommodation with no TV and Internet T&Cs escapewithpaddy.com | 18+ Gambleaware

@CasualFootShirt U n i t e d

Due to an incorrect legal issue I can’t sell these 2 bucket hats (don’t ask 🤦🏻‍♂️). Giving them away, just follow,like or RT and comment if you want United or Leverkusen 👍 Ends Monday night, winner picked at random. Must be following to win 👍 Size medium adult

@bet365 B #final365

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@mattforde Looking forward to the Birmingham show tomorrow. Mad week in politics! I have secured a top tier limited edition Aaron Wan-Bisnacka. How do I get it to you? Leave it at the box office?. Throw it on the stage? Courier to The Dog? @RonJichardson @GleeClubBham

@bet365 3 #points365

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@maxrushden @Towno10 @jonawils How is Mrs Rushden?

Tomorrow's Guardian Football Weekly @Towno10 @jonawils and Baz Any questions?