Ngugi Mukui

NEVER give credence to the PowerPoint over the Excel sheet.

After a 4 year hiatus.

@kim24mugi 😂😂 how much do you think it would cost to rent out a whole IMAX theatre?

@iam_mukui happy birthday in advance.

Dare to DREAM! So I dreamt of a non-existent route from Nairobi to Diani WITHOUT using Nbi-MSA road. The outcome? From the dusty Masai cattle tracks in the deep bundus of Kajiado, Chyulu hills and finally Lungalunga, Kwale county. A #thread 🧵.... #AlphaLandrover #Kenya

@ashawil @gich99 As sure as the rising and setting of the sun

@gich99 Piga mingi. 🤣😉

Did a quick 18 this morning to gauge how ready I am for a tournament with the fellas tomorrow… it’s not looking good

That's a sandworm if I ever I did see ..

Tuko Tu sawa ......😎

19. Over the week KTDA declared a historic KES 1.04B dividend as farmers' earnings soared to KES 89.21B, up from KES 62.52B last year: #MwangoMemes

I&M Group PLC appoints Ms. Brenda Wangari Mugo as an Independent Director.

183 million broke unemployed subscribers.... Cocomelon is laced with cocaine 😂

@smusyoka Boss , what happened to Nyeuthi Masters - bad golf, good BBQ

Partnering with an establishment for an eat-all-you-can BBQ Sunday. Beef, mbuzi, lamb, pork, chicken cuts… smoked, grilled, with a variety of hot and sweet sauces made on the spot. 📅 October 13, 2024

As a matter of COB ....... @RealShinski and @KHALIGRAPH should never be allowed to travel in the same car or plane. "Ni mlango gani wakitinga uko sure siwezi fungua na jina , si ukam unidare." 🙌 #jitu

@kim24mugi Do you have a mirror? Look into it please

Today I realized I have no function booked for the remainder of the year. No wedding, no ruracio, etc. Clearly my friends need to step up bana.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Sitakataa. It's the clubs

I think I have super powers!!!!! x.com/StreamOnMax/st…

Today, I'm excited to announce we have raised $40m Series A 🎉 🙏 It's been an incredible journey so far, we are just getting started, give us a couple of years, we've got some big plans. Thread ⬇️

Oh boy what a TBT. Does KBC have an archives you could rent? I would love to rewatch tahamski

There’s a guy who left his YouTube logged in at an AirBnB me and my mates are staying in. We are thoroughly messing up his algorithm 😂

With the voting on the Finance Bill 2024 during its Second Reading happening on Tuesday next week, here is a reminder of how the various MPs voted during the Second Reading of the Finance Bill 2023 last June.

@gich99 Nakuja kukutoa. The entire DG is behind you bro

Just got arrested. Most likely heading to Central Police Station

@kariukigitau Veritable weekend at Bernie's 🤣

Democrats should let this man rest