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Got tired of designing digital screens and decided to replicate my tv remote instead ✍🏼

See that nigga Dey blow him head for uniben video untop 70miter bro 😭

I got sued because of this video btw

But why would Chike slèep with Frank Edoho's wife ? Why? I used to see Chike as a responsible guy.💔

Something wey Carter Efe use buy house, he dey use am fool for free 🤣😭

Bro I have the Ben Bull monitor in stock and its basically one of the cheapest monitors in the market. She no even see Redmi, Xiaomi, LG or Samsung Monitor buy for am. Na Ben Bull she buy for who buy am Benz. Once again, we don't call women losers enough.💔😣

Please, to whoever is responsible, kindly fix the street lights in Abuja. This city is too dark, for a country’s capital.

i buy you 17 pro max and bone straight, i cheat and you wey buy me singlet and boxers say you wan cheat back. which right you get??? logout your icloud from that phone and drop the wigs, your replacement go use am.

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.

My most difficult student was a self-proclaimed “influencer” who spent class bullying a quiet boy who happened to be my top student. She called him a nerd. Mocked his grades. And did everything she could to make the other boys laugh. He never said a word. All year. Then during a group project, I noticed he was doing all the work while she sat there scrolling through Snapchat. When I told her to help, she smirked and said: “He likes doing it. He’s just a nerd.” The class laughed. I looked at the quiet kid and saw his eyes filling with tears. So I said loud enough for everyone to hear: “Be careful. He might end up being your boss one day.” For the first time all year, the quiet kid spoke. Without missing a beat, he said: “No thanks. I don’t want to be a strip club manager when I grow up.” The room went completely silent. Then the entire class exploded with laughter. Haley burst into tears and ran out of the room. And for the first time all year, the quiet kid smiled.

Oh and by the way, I do not believe we've heard the last of this conversation, btw. Within the next 72H, the girl will share her version. And boy oh boy, it might entirely upend the current sentiments. We've seen these scripts play out before.

Make I carry my hard earned 100k run down to their alter. This Pastor too funny. 😂

God forbid I forget the good things someone has done for me because of a misunderstanding.

Remove your phones from DND, Nigeria is too unsafe for that. Be reachable!!!

If you look past the aesthetics and good roads, Abuja is a terrible city to live in!

@officialEFCC The last time you declared someone wanted, he picked up a nomination form to contest election. The joke is on you, not us.

I dare any woman wey dey relationship on this app to quote this tweet with a picture with her man 🤝

PDP ruled Nigeria for 16 years & our economy got better in each tenure. APC has ruled for almost 12 years & our economy got worse from the first tenure. And hasn't recovered. Peter Obi and Kwankwaso were once members of the PDP. Tinubu & Buhari were never in the PDP. End.

“razz people listen to SV” okay we don hear, dey go nau

You Meant this ‘slang’ I’m a patient Man …