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@CFCPys ✅✅

Hide yourself

Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax

I’ve not shav- dw na inside bush dem dey catch good meat.

For me, Mourabet is a better defensive midfielder or central midfielder than Ayyoub Bouaddi, who is valued at €60m by Lille. Mourabet is incredibly underrated. If he were playing for Lille or Rennes, he would be valued at €70m.

man life no easy waiting for shawarma at item 7 and a babe is with her man also waiting and she says “baby be checking oo (for their order number) mind you, her eyes are also working

Catch me if you can!!!

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?" The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:

"iphone for hand, WiFi for pocket" all them sweet sweet deals 😂

i just imagined if there were no twitter, i’d be watching atilogwu festivals and learning how to bake cassava bread on nta, thinking the country is safe.

I hate all this New restaurant Problem wey sponge and soap fit solve una dey call police

which kind advice be this😭😭😭😭

I’ve realized the reason I was always in relationships wasn’t just love, it was the emotional support and attention that came with it. The comfort of knowing there’s someone in your corner, someone who supports you, stands by you, and chooses you every time. That quiet satisfaction of being chosen, that peace that comes from believing even if the whole world is against you, there’s still that one person who will always be for you. But I’m starting to understand that maybe a relationship wasn’t exactly what I needed. Maybe what I truly needed was to learn how to be that person for myself. To put myself first, to love myself even when it’s hard, to stand by me, to choose me consistently, and to become my own safe place and my own friend.

so, make i no call thief THIEF because i nor get money for am to thief?

"Zarokome" is a classic love song by Adaz (Adabamu Adaz Abel) released in 2007 on his debut album From D Inside. A smooth blend of Afro-R&B and Highlife, sung in English and the Isoko language.Still one of the sweetest tunes from that era. Did you vibe to this?

in his 14 years career he has never played a UCL semi final game but i’m supposed to be worried about “bruno” lmao. nobody dey follow you drag your nokia 3310 bro, hold am tight.

nearing the end of my RDR2 replay and I just wanna say I love Arthur so much... best character ever 💞💞💞💞

See better food na 🥵🥵🥵

Bro: "She's way out of your league" Me: "All teams meet in the FA Cup"

me judging people for being addicted to their phone after my phone battery die:

FA Cup goals this season: ✅ Enzo Fernandez - Two ❌ Manchester United - One What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳