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@lucyjaynewhite1 Very dull post

Harry Maguire, who is English and Northern Irish… … has been demographically replaced in the England World Cup team by an African named ‘Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéh’ born in Ivory Coast. What’s the point in a ‘national’ football team if someone who is NOT from that nation can join? Maguire should play for England. Guéh should play for Ivory Coast. Common sense. I’m sure Maguire isn’t even allowed to contest this decision because, as his shirt says in the photo below, ‘no room for racism’.

🚨🗣 Didier Drogba's reaction to Arsenal winning the league title. "How the hell can you celebrate a trophy you basically stole with the referee’s helping hand? What a pathetic joke. This is a total disgrace to the Premier League, the referees, and that joke of a VAR system for their utterly inconsistent, biased officiating. Arsenal fans can pop the champagne all they want, but we all know the truth — that title was handed to them."

Chelsea - Champions of the World Arsenal - Champions of England Man City - Champions of Carabao/FA Man United - Champions of Assist Record 😭😭😭😭😭

spending money on your man will always sound weird to poor women.

I will congratulate Arsenal if they win the champions league where the English FA can't assist them

Not like us😌💙

Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league Arsenal bought the league

Make una stop dey drag Pastor Dolapo He didn't say it was a prophecy He didn't say God told him anything Man is a Man U fan He just said what he said as pure banter Do not crucify him simply because he's a pastor Pastors should also be allowed to be human ❤️💡

Pastor Dolapo apologises to Arsenal fans and announces special thanksgiving service for them on Sunday

📞 Chike

@dammy4trueluv Call Chike

My husband always do one round and sleep off What should I do?

@SatiricalFooty @kobefwesh_ Absolutely

🚨| NEW: Patrice Evra on Arsenal winning the Premeir League title this season: 🗣️ “I don’t know how much they’ve paid the officials, but we can all see the trophy is being handed to them, not earned.”

Explain why Endrick is ahead of Pedro

🚨🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: "Believe me, I am SAD for João Pedro. With the season he is having, he probably DESERVED to go to the World Cup." "However, with all possible respect and with so much competition, we chose other players ahead of him... But we truly feel sorry for João Pedro. I’m sorry."

@the_smallie Omo Endrick make the list ahead of Pedro 💔💔

I’d say this again. There’s no Brazilian attacker that has been better that Joao Pedro this season. This is just nonsense.

@Olami_deeEbony Bro to bro Do not impress a lady with money

There’s this guy that likes my cousin. Bro has been chasing her for over a year now, and I’m not even exaggerating when I say the guy is serious serious. He sends her lunch at work every day. He even paid her rent earlier this year. At some point, we all started begging her to just give him a chance because from everything we can see, the guy genuinely likes her. But my cousin refused. Her reason was that she’s a bit taller than him and, according to her, he doesn’t know how to dress well. Yesterday was her birthday, and she was lowkey expecting him to shut down Lagos for her. Omo, uncle posted engagement pictures on his status. He proposed to someone else 😭 Now my cousin has been crying since morning, saying she’s starting to develop feelings for him and that he should have tried harder. Women, our wahala is too much. 😂

🚨 Pep Guardiola has informed Manchester City that he will leave the club this summer. Decision confirmed and official statement to follow as Pep will say goodbye to Man City fans very soon. Only one name to replace Pep: Enzo Maresca.

@arojinle1 Since when You will surely be compensated after the election

I've just discovered that contesting, even when you know you have zeros chance of winning, is a political strategy

@arojinle1 It's crazy reading how it ends for you on twitter Expecially from someone you know is not mistaken

I hope you dropped your username and password for someone that'll maintain this account? If a group of orcas is truly after you, then, it's over. They already know your weakness. Once they flip you over, you'd enter tonic immobility and they would remove your liver. Once your liver is removed, you'll lose your buoyancy and that's the end.

@Noah_Yerevan Th3 Referee made all decisions today

Could've done the Cup double but Man City decided otherwise. 💔