A.J. Rodriguez

@jimmyfallon I once overheard my middle school principal accidently say, "I hate this job"... on the school intercom. #IOnceOverheard

@MeekMill you slackin like dress pants

What up Big Perm??.. I mean Big Worm.

Back on this twitter shiiiiii. #tellthepapers

This drink I just made would make Dewayne Johnson look like a little bitch

Gon' fishin'

There was a bum hanging out at the car wash....smart bum..

Damn, guy just dropped his bike while pumping gas.. Gas all over him..

I wouldn't touch your girl w a 10 ft pole.. She wishes tho!

It's like the Internet keeps cutting out.. Losing the connection.

Excited about the #BreakingBad premiere tonight!

Excited about changes!

All retail store should have a punching bag on the back for employees.. Just sayin'

For tonight, Thursday is the new Monday. RT if you are ready for some FOOTBALL!! -->

You know you killed it at the gym when you can't move your arms afterward. #bulk

THIS JUST IN: Alex Rodriguez is batting cleanup and playing 3B for Yankees tonight against White Sox.

Ready to be off of work.. Sam Adams and shark week are waiting for me.

Steal from me. Lose my trust forever.

"Forgetting" to give something back is the same as stealing in my book..