Crystal Marie Denha

I'm on tour, baby! Im adding new dates daily, so please check my website for the latest schedule. Thank you for riding with me — this life is wild and I don't take a second of it for granted. Free meet and greets after every show this year 🥰🙏🏽❤️ 🎟️ ...

Los Angeles! Pleased to announce I'll be performing at this year's comedy festival on May 6th at in Los Angeles! 🎉 I got my own show this year 🥹 Would love to see you there ❤️🙏🏽 🎟️

🌍 The Crystal Marie UK-EU tour is here! - Feb 6th: Pre-sale / 10am (UK time) - Feb 9th: General Sale / 10am (UK time) Powered by Gotobeat x BeComedy x Gersh 🎤 Unfiltered. Unbothered. Unapologetically funny. Crystal Marie delivers hot takes, reckle...

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We were about to find Flo a man… turns out she already brought one 🙃 FYI I had food poisoning this night. Threw up right before my set and immediately after. If you watch closely, you can see me fighting for my life. Dedication. Come see me on tour...

Updated Tour Schedule! Would love to see your beautiful faces out there 😍 Tampa is officially SOLD OUT (thank you 🥹❤️), but I'll be adding another date soon! I love you guys. Thank you for all the s... Bio's where you'll find the real me + vids ❤️👆

Such a treat having my mom in Naples with me! Thank you for another killer night—this club never misses. Huge thank you to everyone who came out and packed the room! And big shoutout to Captain Brien, Dennis, Trevor & Derek… I don't know what you're...

Everyone knows 8 Mile… but 7 Mile is Detroit's Little Baghdad! On a serious note: Iraqi Christians fled persecution back home and found safety, opportunity, and community in Detroit. GOD Bless the people of Detroit — you gave our families a home. T...

I'd be honored to have you at one of my live shows! 🥰❤️🙏 for tickets 🎟️ More dates coming soon…

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Anna Faris learned the hard way 😏 This is a repost from years ago. Oldie but still one of my favorites for the ladies 🤪 Come see me on tour to hear the full joke uncensored! 🎟️ Come see me on tour! 👇 • 3/20-3/21– Point Pleasant, NJ - Uncle Vinnie...

Shout out to all the stay at home Dads! 😘 🎟️ Come see me on tour! 👇 • 3/20-3/21– Point Pleasant, NJ - Uncle Vinnie's • 3/22– New York, NY — The Stand (Sold Out) • 4/22– Chicago, IL — Zanies Chicago • 4/23 – Rosemont, IL —Zanies Rosemont • 5/6 - Los...

She said humor keeps the spark alive… he said maintenance is important! Come see me live! Call Me Mommy standup tour 👇 • 4/22– Chicago, IL — Zanies Chicago (SOLD OUT) • 4/23 – Rosemont, IL —Zanies Rosemont • 5/6 - Los Angeles, CA — The Upstairs Cl...

Sid Krofft was a true legend who kept doing what he loved right up until the very end. I feel incredibly lucky to have known him and to have spent time with such an extraordinary man. Sid welcomed us into his home, let us climb his treehouse, and pre...

UPDATE: This was an April fool's joke. I thought it would be obvious but I got so many concerned messages 🥹🤣❤️ Hey guys, after thinking long and hard about this, I've decided to get a breast reduction. I'm tired of my jokes competing with my tits fo...

Updated tour dates, my babies! Im adding new dates daily, so please check my website for the latest schedule. Thank you for riding with me — this life is wild and I don't take a second of it for granted. Free meet and greets after every show this ye...

50… and still factory sealed! Ladies please form an orderly line 😘 ♥️Cyrus is a sweet, beautiful man. Please be respectful in the comments. 💫 🎟️ Come see me on tour! 👇 • 3/20-3/21– Point Pleasant, NJ - Uncle Vinnie's • 3/22– New York, NY — The Sta...

She gave up free healthcare for love! 👊🏿❤️ This beautiful couple gave me permission to use their photo at the end of my clip. I never show an audience member's face without permission! 🙏🏽❤️ 🎟️ Come see me on tour! 👇 • 3/20-3/21– Point Pleasant, NJ...

MRG Live Presents Crystal Marie Denha Live in Vancouver 🎉 May 9th at the 💋 Tickets at 🎟️ Would love to see you there 🙏🏽❤️ ... Bio's your VIP pass to new videos 😏👇