Kelly🥷

We lost 😭😂

@Omah_Lay I'm back what did I miss?

U don't smoke U don't do drugs U don't drink How do you get over depression mahn!!!

@TomisinWhyte Sleeping

Why are you still up?

KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHIN ON HER🤯

Top 100 Athletes of All Time 1. 🇺🇸 🏀 Michael Jordan 2. 🇺🇸 🥊 Muhammad Ali 3. 🇦🇷 ⚽ Lionel Messi 4. 🇺🇸 🏊‍♂️ Michael Phelps 5. 🇯🇲 🏃‍♂️ Usain Bolt 6. 🇺🇸 ⚾ Babe Ruth 7. 🇨🇭 🎾 Roger Federer 8. 🇺🇸 🏀 LeBron James 9. 🇺🇸 🥊 Mike Tyson 10. 🇺🇸 🏃‍♂️ Jesse Owens 11. 🇺🇸 🎾 Serena Williams 12. 🇺🇸 🏀 Wilt Chamberlain 13. 🇺🇸 🏀 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 14. 🇵🇹 ⚽ Cristiano Ronaldo 15. 🇺🇸 🏀 Larry Bird 16. 🇺🇸 🏀 Magic Johnson 17. 🇨🇦 🏒 Wayne Gretzky 18. 🇧🇷 ⚽ Pelé 19. 🇺🇸 🏈 Tom Brady 20. 🇺🇸 ⚾ Bo Jackson 21. 🇺🇸 🏈 Joe Montana 22. 🇭🇰 🥋 Bruce Lee 23. 🇷🇸 🎾 Novak Djokovic 24. 🇺🇸 🏀 Bill Russell 25. 🇺🇸 🏀 Kobe Bryant 26. 🇪🇸 🎾 Rafael Nadal 27. 🇺🇸 🥊 Rocky Marciano 28. 🇺🇸 ⚾ Joe DiMaggio 29. 🇨🇦 🏒 Mario Lemieux 30. 🇺🇸 ⛳ Tiger Woods 31. 🇺🇸 🏈 Jim Thorpe 32. 🇺🇸 🥊 Sugar Ray Robinson 33. 🇺🇸 ⚾ Jackie Robinson 34. 🇺🇸 🏈 Jerry Rice 35. 🇺🇸 🛹 Tony Hawk 36. 🇧🇷 ⚽ Ronaldo (Nazário) 37. 🇺🇸 🥊 George Foreman 38. 🇺🇸 ⚾ Lou Gehrig 39. 🇨🇦 🏒 Bobby Orr 40. 🇺🇸 🏈 Peyton Manning 41. 🇺🇸 ⛳ Jack Nicklaus 42. 🇺🇸 🏀 Oscar Robertson 43. 🇺🇸 🏃‍♂️ Michael Johnson 44. 🇦🇺 🏏 Donald Bradman 45. 🇺🇸 🏈 Barry Sanders 46. 🇫🇷 ⚽ Zinedine Zidane 47. 🇩🇪 🏎️ Michael Schumacher 48. 🇺🇸 ⚾ Mickey Mantle 49. 🇷🇺 🏒 Alexander Ovechkin 50. 🇺🇸 🏊‍♂️ Mark Spitz 51. 🇳🇴 🎿 Vegard Ulvang 52. 🇩🇪 🎾 Steffi Graf 53. 🇺🇸 🏀 Elgin Baylor 54. 🇨🇿 🏒 Jaromír Jágr 55. 🇮🇸 🏋️‍♂️ Magnús Ver Magnússon 56. 🇺🇸 🏃‍♂️ Edwin Moses 57. 🇩🇪 ⚽ Jürgen Klinsmann 58. 🇬🇧 ⚽ David Beckham 59. 🇺🇸 ⚾ Willie Mays 60. 🇺🇸 🎾 Andre Agassi 61. 🇺🇸 🥊 Joe Louis 62. 🇨🇿 ☄️ Jan Železný 63. 🇺🇸 🏀 Clyde Drexler 64. 🇺🇸 ⚾ Ty Cobb 65. 🇳🇿 🏉 John Kirwan 66. 🇺🇸 🥊 Sugar Ray Leonard 67. 🇺🇸 🏈 Jim Brown 68. 🇺🇸 🏈 Walter Payton 69. 🇸🇪 🔫 Helena Ekholm 70. 🇨🇦 🎿 Steve Podborski 71. 🇷🇺 🥊 Alexander Povetkin 72. 🇺🇸 🏃‍♂️ Mike Powell 73. 🇩🇪 🏋️‍♂️ Matthias Steiner 74. 🇨🇿 ⛸️ Martina Sáblíková 75. 🇳🇿 🏉 Richie McCaw 76. 🇫🇮 🚣‍♂️ Pertti Karppinen 77. 🇩🇪 🏃‍♀️ Hella Jurich 78. 🇨🇭 🎾 Martina Hingis 79. 🇫🇮 🏎️ Mika Häkkinen 80. 🇺🇸 ⛸️ Michelle Kwan 81. 🇦🇺 🎾 John Newcombe 82. 🇩🇪 ⚽ Thomas Müller 83. 🇨🇦 🏒 Gordie Howe 84. 🇺🇸 🏃‍♀️ Florence Griffith Joyner 85. 🇺🇸 🏃‍♀️ Jackie Joyner-Kersee 86. 🇮🇪 🥊 Conor McGregor 87. 🇮🇹 ⚽ Giuseppe Meazza 88. 🇺🇸 🏃‍♂️ Kevin Young 89. 🇬🇧 ⚽ Wayne Rooney 90. 🇦🇺 🏊‍♀️ Chloe McCardel 91. 🇦🇺 🎾 Ken Rosewall 92. 🇨🇦 🏒 Martin Brodeur 93. 🇨🇦 🏒 Sidney Crosby 94. 🇺🇸 🏃‍♂️ Bob Beamon 95. 🇨🇭 ⛷️ Fanny Smith 96. 🇩🇪 ⚽ Helmut Haller 97. 🇺🇸 🏊‍♀️ Katie Ledecky 98. 🇳🇿 🏃‍♀️ Kimberley Smith 99. 🇮🇹 🏐 Andrea Zorzi 100. 🇳🇿 🏉 Dan Carter Note: Flags represent the players primary sporting nationality; variations may exist for dual citizens or historical regional changes. Source: Ranker via Sport Bible

I met this girl at ShopRite Lekki one evening while I was grabbing a few things. She looked simple, calm, and very homely the kind of girl you see and immediately think, “This is someone I could actually build something with.” We started talking while standing in line. The conversation flowed naturally, we laughed a bit, and before leaving we exchanged contacts. I walked out of that place smiling, thinking I had just met someone genuine. So This morning I texted her and suggested we meet again, after our last dinner. That’s when the tone of the conversation changed. She replied calmly and said if we were going to meet, I’d have to pay for her time. At first I thought she was joking. But she wasn’t. That was when I realized she wasn’t just the “simple girl” I thought I met she was doing hookup. Then she gave me her price list if I want to meet her. Just like that, the picture I had in my head disappeared. Time, energy, even the little money I spent trying to impress her… all wasted. These days, you meet someone and think it’s the start of something real. Next thing you know, it’s just business. 🤦🏾‍♂️

this chapter is called “healthy, wealthy, happy, and blessed”.

Banger starts from : 100rts 1k likes 40 comments 10k views

Doctors, can a man run out of Sperm???

@Zlatan_Ibile U no wan may I sleep?

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e get the kind money wey go enter your bank, you go first enter toilet shit poverty commot your body.

February dump🎉❤️

If you're seeing this on your timeline, none of your family members will end up in the hospital this new month ❤️🙏🏾

Man feeling like a demi god @asakemusik ♥️