M I L E S A H E A D✌🏾

Communication is when the other party understands your message not when you speak English.

@NiphermeDave Why u dey tell us?

Lately I don’t feel like turning on the A/C of my car when driving I just prefer winding down and collecting natural fresh air cause it’s better

@Miss_Oluremi @ogbeniAjibola Girl listen, you dont go into a marriage with this mindset. Eve the richest man sonetimes gets weak and needs support sonetimes. Stop capping dust please

@ogbeniAjibola It is the choice of our mothers to provide or support our fathers in providing. However, it isn't our mothers responsibility to provide.

We are no longer equal partners the day I start to answer to your name instead of my father's name. You are now to play the role of my father. You're to provide 100 per cent and protect me and the home we build. While I nurture the seeds you planted. So no, there'll be no equality in my marriage. You carry your responsibilities and mine while I play my roles.

@ifetemini Please give credits to where ever yall steal these stories. I’ve seen this story word for word since Saturday on this same X. Na one lawyer on my TL first post am

Landlords are the weapon fashioned against us because, wetin be this?? “An agent took me to this house. I met with the landlord’s wife, as they claimed the landlord had travelled to Abuja. I paid a total package of 1.5 million naira. They gave me the keys, and I painted the apartment and moved in my belongings. However, I needed to perfect things at my office to seal my transfer to this new state. Only for me to get there yesterday and discover that the landlord had locked up the apartment. So I asked the wife for my money. She said she had already spent 700k out of it and would be paying me 100k every month. At this point, I don’t even know if I should laugh or cry. I just walked away and decided to hear from you before I know what to do. My belongings are still inside the apartment as we speak, and I have spent nothing less than 250k on painting and moving my things there. Please, I need your advice on what to do?”

@Stepyluv8 Some people don't know that the real sickness starts when you have found out you have a disease.

The world is so loud right now Protect your frequency.

@highchart @Aunty_Akanke Typically what I can say

@Aunty_Akanke Omo your mouth Dey gba

Telling someone their breath smells bad without making things awkward 😫. How do you even say it nicely?

Them never cut am sef MTN leg don dey shake

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@sledge_baba You sure say dem never marry?

My girlfriend then (Now ex) will always ask me if my best friend was aware that he was my best friend. The question always sounds weird to me but I'd dismissed it. One day while we were on the phone, I was speaking highly of my friend over a situation we just handled, she got angry and yelled "Can you just stop talking about him like that?" I got mad too cos I was tired of her having issues with him for no reason. In the heat of the argument, she sent me multiple explicit pictures of him he had been sending to her. Before I could process what I was seeing, she sent in screenshots of their conversations, the terrible things he had said about me to her and how he was a better choice than me. Apparently, she had been wanting to tell me about it for long but she saw how blinded I was about the brotherhood, so she needed a solid evidence. Did I confront him over it? lol nah Till date, I never mentioned it to him, I just drifted away from the friendship. This happened in 2017 but I still keep in touch (both of them) till date.

One of the saddest parts of the hustle culture is that if you don't make it, there will be no evidence that you tried.

@drharveee I saw piled up kilishi

What did you see first? Be honest

15000. Year 2011

@Maya_leeke Garawa

Let's learn another today. What is the yoruba word for 'drum'?

@wwfcBanx_ It’s only logical ti start engraving look at the time!

serious question. has it ever happened where they have started engraving the trophy and the team goes on to lose??

@wwfcBanx_ Yes , last champions league final

@minutesimal_ Some people were saying she did rubbish, I countered them their defence was if it was a foreign artist- they even brought videos of where Chris brown introduced himself. I asked them to bring a video of snoop introducing himself since we want to compare with foreign arts badly

I know some of you don’t like omotola but this is rubbish, you can’t try this rubbish with A list music artist, who are you with here as how??? She knows her worth please

@Okam_casual @Michael2272na @AsakyGRN You get time to dey even explain common courtesy to grown ups

@Michael2272na @iamkombert @AsakyGRN "Hi Omotola is great to have you here". is not too hard to start the interview but you rather insult Omotola than correct the young man to up his game.

An awkward moment between an interviewer and Omotola Jalade Ekeinde as she got visibly pissed after being asked “who am I here with?” 😭😂

@Legah_tr_ So what did you replace it with?

I finally deleted WhatsApp. If you’re still using it in 2026, I’ll assume your IQ is below average.