Michael LaCroix

@joeyabanks It’s probably because @yangbomb2 isn’t there to laugh at them anymore.

@joeyabanks So you’re telling me it’s not the ADSPI happy hours?

@LatourelleMatt The Claus

At this point, if you have Xmas decorations out, what are you waiting for?

@marieewagner Just think about space force instead

@EricYamane Looking for local interest instead of remote interest might help with that

Literally anyone who’s shown remote interest in me live in completely different time zones 😭

@EricYamane I for one do not want to roll anything from an SF sidewalk into my home

Why did we make roller backpacks not cool like if I had used a roller backpack my lower back problems would be non-existent

@EricYamane Make a map of late night taquerias. Cross reference with homes for sale.

What are some helpful tips for someone looking into becoming a home owner?

Do these come with a complimentary bottle of @JeppsonsMalort?

2020 is bad but I've already lived through a year of Smash Mouth having multiple hit songs

@andyyang Twitter usually gives me a warning before viewing tweets like this

@EricYamane Why not Pequod's though?

It’s pizza time!! 🍕

@LightsCameraPod 1. Coming to America 2. Dumber and Dumber

@LaCroixDesign @andyyang Is that where we saw The Menzingers?

@EricYamane Pics or it didn’t happen

Going to temple tn and I’ve never looked more stra*ght I stg 🤢

@EricYamane The nerve

wore a turtleneck to work today and suddenly everybody they think they got jokes just by saying steve jobs

@EricYamane Where are your shorts?

Call me king of the slopes 😏👑⛷

@whitethugcat @___maricel @blondedcat @geechoe Safe flight all!

@___maricel @iamlacroix We made it!! @blondedcat @geechoe

Houston @ 3am....👀 @blondedcat

@whitethugcat Pretty sure you were just holding a taco and I wanted it

@iamlacroix i love how you’re just looking right into the camera with the calmest expression 😂😂😂