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@FitWithDrSam You lost me on initial post! Get that girl some gold. No woman needs a man bleating bullshit to justify the fact they love their mum more

My wife had become very picky lately. Every little thing triggered an argument. Finally, one day I asked her directly: “Why are you upset all the time?” She looked at me and said: “You bought your mom gold for her birthday but nothing for me?” I just said:

@RachelReevesMP How DARE you sit in parliament and laugh! Youre laughing at us, the people. Have some fucking respect.

My economic plan is the right one for Britain. 📉 Inflation falling faster than expected 💷 Borrowing forecast to be the lowest in 6 years 📈 Families £1,000+ a year better off after inflation Building a strong and secure economy and making working people better off.

@zarahsultana Grow up.

Don’t you get tired of licking the boot of Donald Trump?

@ZackPolanski Thats fucking degrading. A local plumber! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ha. No I've not slept a wink yet and done a LOT of interviews. What's keeping me going? The fact we took on the billionaire donors - and our local plumber won! The movement is building. 🚀 Join.greenparty.org.uk

@policylaila I spend my days educating my young work force! We love a good debate!

Do you feel able to speak honestly about politics in your workplace or community?

@Gamingffc Someone will succeed eventually.

@iamloudru Get beaten up every day untill his death

I'm hoping Ian Huntley dies, he deserves death after the killing he did

@emmakennytv Lets hope the hospital staff are tired and lazy today.

Ian Huntley has been seriously injured and he’s fighting for his life…..let’s hope he doesn’t fight too hard….after all the hellevator is warm and waiting got him to escort him directly to hell. X

@JussiePadilla @narindertweets Thats the mic drop 🤣🤣🤣

How many Restore fans are at church this morning? Please tag a pic below of you in church. I'm waiting.....

@HustleBitch_ Savage

🚨 HOLY SH*T! WATCH CANDACE OWENS HUMILIATE SABRINA CARPENTER - AND THEN SING LIKE HER Candace starts by stripping Whitney Houston down to just her vocals. "Just incredible. Just reminding you that's what music used to sound like." Then she jumps to modern pop and isolates Sabrina Carpenter’s vocals. Candace says: “So she’s not for me. I feel like I could do that.” Then she straight up imitates her style on the spot. Does this side-by-side comparison prove Candace is right?

@therealmissjo Not one of them has a penis

Yesterday I posted about Miss France. This is Miss Italy in 2024. Anything stand out about these contestants?

@haggo28 @Nigel_Farage Same thing from this government

@Nigel_Farage They’ve been delayed not cancelled

Today, Keir Starmer has colluded with Labour and Tory councils to cancel 30 council elections on May 7th. Millions of people’s right to vote has been taken away. Reform UK are fighting this denial of democracy in the High Court.

@Chiclanagirl I donate my entire MP salary to worthy causes in my constituency. I don't get a penny of it. There have been 17 monthly donations so far and I will continue to donate for as long as I'm an MP. I made a promise during the campaign to my constituents. I am keeping that promise.

@CamillaTominey As a mother this comment alone will destroy her emotionally. I have no words

This is actually beyond parody

@RealCandaceO Its the inappropriate dancing that did it for me. That alone will destroy VB. I hope he returns his name and then he can forgot about them altogether! For clarity, he is a little prick

Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz have never worked a day in their entire lives. They really do believe they are suffering over a wedding dress and a typical in-law disagreement. Zero adversity in life is what creates this phenomena. People worldwide are starving, dying, and being slaughtered in their hometowns— but poor Brooklyn and Nicola had a dust-up at their billionaire wedding. They are so wealthy, they were then able to organize another wedding to make up for the first— but they want the public to realize how stressful it is that they had to have TWO multi-million dollar weddings because his brother said something mean to him and his mother danced with him at the wrong time. Truly traumatizing. Pray for them. 🫠🫠🫠

@EdwardJDavey I hope he bankrupts them with his requested payout!

Keir Starmer needs to stand up for the BBC against Trump's outrageous $5bn lawsuit and protect licence fee payers from being hit in the pocket. Trump wants to interfere in our democracy and undermine our national broadcaster. We cannot let him.

@emmakennytv Its insane how our justice system works. Boils my blood.

This bastards had ‘clips having shown babies being restrained and raped’ but he gets a FUCKING SUSPENDED SENTENCE! #Echobox=1764882588" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/u…

@Matt_Pinner Colour

What's missing 🤔

@educationgovuk The media team wants sacking 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

We’ll take this one on this chin 👍

@Jenny_1884 They would also learn better if they werent sat at desks in primary school. Our education system is far too outdated.

Kids would be much better off learning a trade rather than go to university where they will be lumbered with debts. Who else agrees with this?