Marathon Man

"But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolators, and all liars, their portion with be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death." - Revelation 21-8. @JoeBiden will be judged.

There are no words.

On @nbcsnl tonight, Michael Che essentially called for @realDonaldTrump to be executed in a theater. And the trained seals they call the audience cheered. We can’t ever let the left hold power again.

The writers at @nbcsnl have no idea how to end a sketch.

@burkes_ciera @Yankees You’re right. It never does happen. But this isn’t the first time with him. He’s an arrogant egotistical player and he could have cost them the game with that crap tonight. But please, let’s not hurt his feelings by sitting him for a game or three.

@iammarathonman @Yankees lol! Yea, go ahead and bench a 40/30 guy for an extended period of time. Never happens in baseball. You might get benched for one game like Narvaez just got benched for Boston but that’s it. SP and Bullpen weren’t great tonight

Bed time, folks 😴 #RepBX

@TalkinYanks So sick of this guy. So arrogant. Wants to be a 50-50 guy. Sucks so far.

Jazz takes too long and the batter reaches

@catturd2 And somehow, even though all their leaders are gone and all their artillery is gone they somehow find a way to shoot down US fighter jets and bomb Kuwait’s energy plants. Someone is lying to you and you lap it all up.

lol- the 7th set of leaders - are gone

@TalkinYanks Sure he’s gonna hit 50 homers. No chance.

Jazz fans on a slider and leaves two runners stranded

@Breaking911 @MrAndyNgo Why do they always seem to find the parades?

🚨 BREAKING: Over 20 injured after alleged drunk driver crashes into parade in New Iberia, Louisiana 📸: @MrAndyNgo

@TalkinYanks Weathers is unimpressive.

Wells tried to turn a walk into an inning-ending strikeout but failed

@IratusVindicta @BBMagaMom @ConceptualJames The overall message isn’t lost on me but if you can’t spell properly, you look like an idiot. It’s not hard and blaming autocorrect is lazy.

@iammarathonman @BBMagaMom @ConceptualJames probably just autocorrect. maybe focus on the message instead of nitpicking on the grammar like a loser

🚨BREAKING: Samsung customers are pissed off to find out that they’re $2000 fridges are now displaying ads on the front, and if they disable them, they can’t use all the features of the fridge. WTF is this!?

@zeldalevine2022 @BBMagaMom @ConceptualJames Oooh, you muted me. Brave and strong.

@iammarathonman @BBMagaMom @ConceptualJames I was a professional editor & even I don't give a rat's ass about the typo. The issue is TECH OVERREACH, junior. Wake up. Muted.

Don’t worry @Lesdoggg, no one wants to marry you anyway you fucking untalented jackass.

@TVNewsNow Hey @marcthiessen who do you think will have to pay that $2 million for each vessel? Think companies won’t pass that on to consumers? So once again, we’d lose while the government makes money. How about F Iran, we blow them to bits and then we control the strait?

🚨 NEW: Fox’s Marc Thiessen has a GENIUS PLAN to fund the re-opening of the Strait of Hormuz: “I think what President Trump ought to do is have a Hormuz Transit Tariff.” “Instead of Iran charging $2M per vessel going through the Strait, the U.S. will charge a $2M escort fee for every vessel — which is about $9B a month or $100B in revenue.” “We will waive that fee for any country that participates in the coalition to open up the Strait.” “That will open it and reward the good guys that are helping us and punish those staying on the sidelines,” @marcthiessen tells @BretBaier.

@Busterbeans11 @nypost His day will come.

@iammarathonman @nypost He might never lose. 😐

NJ resident on 'Jeopardy!' hot streak goes viral after ripping into NY housing crisis trib.al/lUWnlOX

@EricLDaugh Somebody voted them in. Probably most of the people in that stadium.

🚨 HOLY CRAP. Fenway Park just VICIOUSLY BOOED leftist Mayor Michelle Wu at Red Sox opening day, along with Gov. Healey 37,000 fans just made a STATEMENT! 🔥 This is what happens when you side with criminal illegal aliens over Americans!

Hey @SecWar, this does not appear to be going well.

Hey @PeteHegseth I thought there was nothing left in Iran? I thought we destroyed all their capabilities? More American casualties? Can we wrap this shit up please?